shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I lived a shite life. You gonna hold a grudge against me?

 

Nah. I just don't think it's an excuse to be an asshole, that's all.

My life was shit too, and yet I don't banish people to the Shadow Realm for looking at my ass. Well, okay, my tail, but... nevermind the technical details. It's the Not Murdering People For Giving Me Lustful Looks part that matters, not the part of my anatomy they're looking at.

 

Anybody can be an asshole anytime and anywhere they want. It's their personality. It shouldn't be held against them.

 

Uh, technically, yes, anybody can be one anytime and anywhere, but that doesn't mean that everybody else can't say, "you're being a jerk. Cut it out." to them.

 

Dumb emotions and logic. I think we grown to think that being bad is bad and that we always have to be good.
((Why am i getting philosophical?))

 

There's a difference between doing the bare minimum of "not fucking murdering guys for looking at your ass" and being a complete saint, you know that, right?

It's not a sinner-saint binary, kid.

 

Well, I like my strategy better.

 

Your "strategy" doesn't have much to recommend it, honestly.

 

I highly recommend it to people who want to get recognized as "I'm not into that shite".

 

You know, kid, murdering people for looking at your ass 'cause you're a high, asexual girl from an apocalyptic future isn't any better than doing it just 'cause you're a high girl from an apocalyptic future.

 

First of all, I'm not ace. I so happen to like a few guys, but they eventually die from other causes. Second of all, once i find a way to cure meself of my addictions, i'll be set. Third of all, I never asked for the apocalypse.

 

Well, those dudes never asked to be murdered either, so...

 

Well. some of them might, seeing how some of them had guns and weapons, sooo...

 

Don't people use guns and weapons to avoid getting killed, though?

I mean, I get that those mean they can kill you, but "can" doesn't mean "will."

 

Well, they were raiders, so of course they meant to kill us.

 

Well, then, maybe you should've started with that when talking about your murder sprees?

 

*Cait makes an innocent pose*Whoopsies.

 

ARE GIRLS ALLOWED TO LOOK AT YOU BUTT?
I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND?

THAT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK WEAPONS ARE FOR SELF-DEFENSE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN DATING A TROLL AND THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GREY TALK ABOUT MURDER YOU GET ALL JUDGEY. SOMEONE MORE INCLINED TOWARDS THROWING ABOUT BUZZWORDS THAN HUMBLE LIL ME WOULD CALL THAT "SPECIESIST" NORMY.

 

Depends on the friend. But maybe.

 

But... she was saying that she kills people for looking at her ass. I mean, okay, yeah, sexual harassment is bad but the solution to it ain't murder. If she'd clarified that she was talking about raiders, I'd have not gotten into that fight.

(And honestly, she makes me really glad that I'm immortal. 'Cause, yeah, I might fuck up and take a look, and if I was mortal, well, that'd be fatal.)