Out of context quotes thread

Let the woman have space. For the better part of the next year she won't be alone in her own damn body.

 

I'm not sure what sucrose has to do with racing cars, but the beat's a little better.

 

"If I smash the little hover-projector does the koala-god feel pain?"

 

"And then Unchained Melody starts playing, backward, as chanted by dying clowns."

 

@LadyNighteyes I feel like Schlock Mercenary is cheating. :P

 

It's a quote. It's out of context. :::)))

 

Yes I just put a handful of cough drops in my bra. No, you don't get to ask questions.

Also in my bra: my entire wallet, my phone, a highlighter and a ballpoint pen

 

context: my cat likes to rub his face on a particular table lamp until it falls over (it surprises him every time)

 

context

 

Spoiler

A vacuum cleaner. You probably got the joke but I'm still putting it here.