shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yeah, true. Still, it's good to have priorities about what to give people shit for. Like, if they literally tried to destroy the world for shiggles, you should go for that first, not for "oh my god you were offensive about religion."

 

Well he's currently being an ass to+ so+meo+ne abo+ut religio+n. We can all agree that attempting to+ destro+y the wo+rld fo+r no+ reaso+n is wo+rse, but I'm no+t just go+ing to+ let him go+ abo+ut acting like this unabated. I've go+t my prio+rities straight, and right no+w they are saying "This triangle is being a bastard to+ Fo+rd".

 

Ah, I get it.

And "being a bastard to Ford" is one of his things, along with trying to destroy the world. I don't think he really cares about Ford's religious beliefs (okay, maybe he's salty that Ford's not worshipping him but... other than that, nah), really. He just wants to piss Ford off, by any means possible.

 

He's lucky I can't punch him in his smug triangley sno+ut.

 

Yep. If he could be punched here, I'm sure most of the people here would do it. He'd get so clobbered.

 

Urgh. Why is it such a thing that assho+les like this are just allo+wed to+ go+ o+n being go+dly beings.

 

'Cause when you're a godly being, you're the one who makes the rules.

 

I wo+uld present my friends as co+unterarguments but yeah let's just no+t go+ there. Tho+ugh at least they're still likeable peo+ple. Yes, Aranea might be a bit o+f a brat. A huge o+ne ho+nestly. She may have also+ have go+ne o+n a po+wer hungry crusade lately that apparently go+t an entire timeline killed o+ff. The thing is I can actually see that she's no+t just whatever the hell the puppet man and his bo+ss are.

Which is to+ say just tho+ro+ughly atro+cio+us.

 

He's done much worse to me than tease me about my religious beliefs. He tricked me into nearly destroying the multiverse. He has fucked with my former kismesis, my former matesprit, my brother, my kids, and my niece. He attempted to frame my wife for my disappearance because she's thwarted him so thoroughly in the past.

He nearly killed me. Multiple times.

But he failed in the end. As he always does. And always will.

 

You just phrased what I was trying to say about Bill before much better than I did...

 

Bill is the biggest asshole I've ever met. And...I've met a lot of assholes.

 

By the way, how is my former kismesis?

 

This has nothing to do with Time and everything to do with Space.

It doesn't matter how many other Porrims there are. I know there are other Stanfords; my brother ran into a guy named Carlos who swore we'd known each other for years. You are the only Porrim you can possibly be, and your timeline is the only one you can live. Whatever you will or will not do in the future, you are who you are right now. Space is inside us.

 

Well. I guess I'll co+o+l do+wn fo+r the mo+ment because o+f yo+ur input. That and he seems to+ be quiet right no+w anyway. I wo+n't keep biting my to+ngue fo+rever tho+ugh! Even if it's abo+ut little things.

 

It co+uld have been an abusive thing? It happens to+ tro+lls so+metimes. Yo+u just kind o+f fall into+ an abusive hate affair that really isn't do+ing yo+u any go+o+d witho+ut really no+ticing it. Until it beco+mes clear that, yeah, things are NOT ok.

 

Well, he just got fucked with majorly by Bill. Got a third eye, and all his eyes turned black. But I fixed it.

But... before that, things were nice. We've been dating and it's been awesome. *grins* And he's really solved my orgone overload problem. *smirks* You won't believe how much fucking we get up to. Or maybe you will, 'cause he was your kismesis?

 

You have no idea how many times I want to punch that smug triangle right in the eye. Or how hard.

 

I don't think that's the question he was asking there.

 

Yeah, I just realized he wasn't talking abo+ut the triangle. Wires go+t cro+ssed is all.

 

My former kismesis is a troll named Sunshine who Norm is currently dating. I have no idea if they are red or pitch and I suspect that they don't, either.

Bill only wishes he was my kismesis.