Whirl has gun-boobs, never 4get (don't get me started on weird robot alien gunplay using built in weaponry, of both the consensual and noncon variety), of course he thinks something like that would be awesome. It would be awesome-r if Tailgate actually replaced them with the rings for removable grenades or something, but you can't have everything. Meanwhile, Cyclonus despairs of his quadrantmates on a daily basis On the other hand, now I've got Getaway/Tailgate, creepy "you're about to go off and get beaten to a pulp by Megatron, how about a nice time before you go" sexytimes involving clumsy needle fingers and manipulative Getaway on my mind
off topic but think: Cybertronian Kinect Dance Games. (The star wars kinect games might be on my dash)
"I want to give you something to remember me by. And by that, I mean a pierced dick." edit: actually, once upon a time I wrote a thing with Mindfang/Kanaya and nipple piercings that was along these lines (with mind control), and it was a lot of fun. Hm. HMMMMM.
If Chromedome has a mouth under his mask (I prefer him not having it, but if he did), then he's totally got a tongue piercing, and the only person who knows about it is Rewind.
Overlord, in reality a misunderstood hero on an endless quest to create the largest gauge piercing in the universe using other people's torsos for practice
Spoiler: mtmte 52 Overlord did put in a pretty good effort (especially with Rotorstorm's head), but I think Tarn was going for the surface area gold with Megatron's torso in this latest issue
I love everyone in this thread. Piercing kink is my bulletproof kink and I am so glad to see so much of it right now. More thoughts after I sleep.
Oh wait, you know what, I think Tesarus wins the gauge competition, hands down. It's hard to beat that, even on proportional surface area, and in terms of plain square gauge footage, the dude is massive. He even stores the team mom in his gauge, it's pretty hard to top that.
Firestar absolutely has artistically blinged out genetalia. She tried to convince Nautica to get 'just one, it's so fashionable and it feels great, I know the best person!' but it didn't work... or did it? -wiggles eyebrows- EDIT: Nautica: Firestar, I'm pretty sure matching node studs aren't a platonic thing.
Spoiler What if Rewind I and Rewind II have different piercings? How does CD react? Or alternatively, Rodimus in issue 30 asking for some alone time to check his corpse, and then later being absolutely certain that it's not future him, don't ask how he knows.
Piercing fic one (cygate) and piercing fic two (ultra rodimus) I've got dratchet in the percolating pipeline, but the rodimus/ultra magnus one turned out longer than I expected, and now I need to rest my mortal husk. After that I'll have to see, because I'm putting in lots of overtime hours for work, plus I've got a friend visiting this weekend. And while I'm sure she'd be very interested in giant robots and genital piercings (she's into some pretty hardcore bdsm, so she'd probably be legitimately into the piercings, even if not the robots), I'm probably not going to have much time to sit and write. (also I want to write whirl with nipple piercings at some point. On his cockpit things, not the guns, but the bits on the sides of his cockpit. i don't know if they have a name/what they're called, which may make this writing process a little tricky) (actually, maybe if I can persuade my friend to give my porn a try, I might be able to hook her into the series. hm. I really want to hook her, but she's a tricky, attention-deficit beast. ensnaring her is a difficult proposition, but I've already laid the groundwork with gay robot marriage, so maybe I'll be able to make it happen)
He tried to get gun piercings. Perceptor said, "No, you fucking egg, it'll fuck up the accuracy of the gun every time you fire it," no matter how much Whirl pointed out that if he divebombs people from above and fires at pointblank range while shrieking things like "DEATH FROM ABOVE!" it'll be basically the same thing, so who cares Brainstorm said yes
Spoiler: SoTW spoilers (not sure which issue) also spider warning you are a giant robot spider thing. Everything you do is weird.
*points* *squeaks* HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD GENITAL PIERCINGS LEGITEMATELY NEVER SOUNDED APPEALING TO ME BEFORE YESTERDAY AND NOW THIS?
Spoiler: 52 liveblog, not to be confused with the reread liveblog "if we can team up, anyone can." The spades are alive and well, I see! I really like the little details the artist puts in. The tongue-joints, the cables of his neck... "Say something inspirational! I fight better when I'm annoyed!" [cackling] Kaon and Rodimus look stupidly similar. Why do we have two spiky red-and-gold guys now? Not fair D: Kaon's Decepticon badge is even in gold. ...in other news, I can finally tell Decepticon and Autobot badges apart by shape. Yay? "I'm not about to start relying on help from above--" [shuttle drops a loading platform] Someone, somewhere, is very proud of this joke. "That felt... problematic" needs to be an emote, where'd the requests thread go-- ....I know Megs is supposed to be Evil™, but. Someone please give this tired robot man a hug. UH. Purple-face-guy's dialogue is getting screechingly uncomfortably close to some of my own buttons. Uh. Hello there mister villain guy, A+ job writer(s) and artist(s), I'm just gonna... go play with pixel dragons for a bit. More of that pretty, pretty detail work. Still have to work through Purple's dialogue in tiny chunks because hello brain, but. Nice pretty distracting art. OH GODDAMMIT I SAID GIVE HIM A HUG NOT FUCKING KILL HIM. Oh, Purple's name is Tarn. Good to know. IS THAT FORT MAX?? But. But Decepticon badge. Ugh. Help, what is unique character design?? Hmm. Hmhmhm. Megs has definitely done a lot of bad things, but. All this "I deserve to die" talk... someone needs to go see Rung, I think. Awww, Drift-Rod reconciliation. Thank goodness there's something nice in this chapter. Okay, Fort Max-lookalike is Overlord. At least I know who I'm mixing up now. The ancient and mysterious art of driving into people returns! ...Decepticons sure do like fighting over who gets to kill the enemy. We saw it with Shockwave and Scorponok, and now Overlord and Tarn... this is a Thing, isn't it? "Oh, we had an argument as well. We both think the other should've used the teleporter to escape." ChRewind continues to be precious. Ooh! Four-eyed alien robot! :D OH MY GOD KAON WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY Tarn is an awful boss. Decapitating your subordinates is not gonna work out in the long run, buddy. Goddammit when's 53 coming out.
