shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Thank you. And...I generally don't back down.

Besides, she's a gentle and kind lady, and you might like her very much...if you gave her a chance to like you.

 

Generally don't sounds like you know when to do so. Stubborn and smart.

Good combo.

 

He is. Let's start over, shall we? Because I am very much inclined to feel positively about someone who proposes to make Stanford's bleak years even a little more tolerable, and since you were suffering from boredom, I do not believe you mean harm to my pride. We can and should be friends.

But remember: he does belong to me; I protect what I love, and I hold what I have; and I am very well schooled in the arts of murder myself, though I intend to spend the next seven to ten months, depending on how the genetics fall out, doing other things with my time.

 

Mixture of boredom and a crippling understanding of my fate, yeah.

Also I don't do friends. Not even the Woman's succeeded in that. She'll say otherwise, but eh.

Do approve of "schooled in the arts of murder" though.

 

Damn, Poindexter, you do have a type.

Possessive stalker boys and lady assassins with evil gods and cults on their asses. What the hell did you do in your past lives?

 

And so I do I!!!!! :D

Murder is the best art.

 

I'm pretty sure the problem is the things I did in this life.

 

No, poetry is. Murder is a close second though. Let's combine the two shall we.

'Ravens gnawing
men's necks
blood spurting
in the fierce fray
hacked flesh
battled madness
blades in bodies
acts of war
after the cloaked one's
hero heat
in man's shape
he shakes to pieces
the men of Troll Cruachan
with hacking blows
war is waged
each trampling each.
Hail Troll Ulster!
Woe men of Troll Ireland!
Woe to Troll Ulster
Hail men of Ireland!' - the Troll Ulster Saga, trans. Troll Thomas Kinsella.

 

You wanna say that to my face, not online, asshole?

 

That is the best kind of poetry.

 

Yes. It is.

 

Norm. Norm. Calm down.

Look.

1 d1d attempt to k1dnap Stanford very recently. 1 actually d1d do that. And 1've made no secret of the fact that 1 would take h1m back 1f 1 could. 1'm not compla1n1ng because the Handma1d's p1tch-fl1rt1ng w1th h1m, but...she's the fuck1ng Handma1d. Anybody else who wants to try to get h1m p1tch can f1te me.

And then there's B1ll. B1ll, who could have k1lled h1m numerous t1mes, but preferred to turn h1m 1nto a gold statue. When he wasn't cha1n1ng h1m up to th1ngs and electrocut1ng h1m. 1f B1ll hadn't wanted h1m back...he'd be dead.

Then there's F1ddleford, who 1 never met, but my understand1ng 1s that when he feels neglected, he says 1t w1th g1ant murderous robots, not flowers.

 

But... he compared you to Bill. I'm not letting that fly!

 

Th1nk of a scale. At one end 1s B1ll. At the other end...1 don't know. 1 never met the other guy, and but 1 never blew my bra1ns out w1th a forgetfulness gun over Ford.

But we were all k1nd of bad for h1m. And Stan 1sn't wrong, 1 just hope he doesn't shoot me aga1n. But 1t's not l1ke 1 d1dn't deserve 1t. And we are not gett1ng k1cked out of the only safe place you could th1nk of because you p1cked a fuck1ng f1ght w1th Lord M1ndfang.

 

People not on the list: Mindfang
People who should be on the list: Also Mindfang

 

Sunshine, I keep hearing about Troll Thomas Kinsella and Troll Tia Tequila and so on... is there Troll Stanford Pines? Maybe you should look into it.

 

Oh... we could get kicked out for getting in a fight with him? That's a thing that could happen?

Fuck. Guess I should've thought about that before I challenged him on that. *sighs*

Sorry, Stan...

So, Mindfang's immortal but Sunshine's not?

Would ya mind reversing that, Oh Great Goddess Of Death and Pain and Being Liked By Burt?

 

Oh no. She's gonna die. Just I won't be the one to do her in. Shame.

The way she is going to die is hilarious though.

 

Look at her
weaving her pretty little webs
But look there
she's caught in a web

 

But... doesn't the Troll Goddess of Death kill literally all the trolls?

In, like, a metaphysical way or something?