Which kintsugijin should you fight?

Oooh.

Fight Me - it'll be funny and you'll either sass me too much or i'll just put years of brute force fighting a spindly older brother and still fail.

 

If you fight me, you'll actually probably win because I am so nonviolent that you could beat me up and I would probably just sit there

 

I am eternally ready to sparfight @Aondeug 100% because it would end exactly like that.

(minus the teeth, though, I need all my teeth)

 

NO YOU DON'T.

 

neither of us are sharks; I'm sure we can come to a mutual understanding that we both need our teeth.

 

I NEED NOTHING D:<

 

Teeth are overrated

 

im a master of the ancient and respected martial art of curling up in the corner and crying as soon as anything even remotely belligerent starts taking place, come at me m8, i can barely even air my grievances with someone i respect in a responsible and adult manner without feeling incredibly anxious so what makes you think you can take me

 

@wixbloom Several months in a Habitica group with Wixbloom have convinced me that you should never, EVER fight Wixbloom. Wix is the master of getting shit done and the moment they put "kicking your ass" on their To-Do list, you're fucked. Wixbloom found 63 Testimonials. Your quest is complete.

 

No really guys I wanna know if I should be fought. Someone from the Tango or something. -Beatdown (Strider Style) plays in background-

(I alternate between FIGHT ME and 'vanishes into the ether the moment someone raises their voice' really but still)

 

omg bear-dad i will ineffectively wail on you to get the sads out and then i will curl up and join you in hibernation

 

instead of fighting I would probably join you in hibernation as well

 

Fight @Lazarae
It will be terrible for you, great practice for them and entertaining for all of us.
Laz can break your heart in six distinct ways before their first cup of coffee, and even that cup of coffee could kick your ass.
But please do it.
It'll be hilarious.

 

Please fight me though, I'd love to level up :D

 

Reviving this thread to gratuitously repose the question: should you fight me?

 

NO BECAUSE ANYONE FIGHTING YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Raire is a precious cinnamon roll and if anyone fights her I will fly to wherever and kick them in the crotch.

 

otoh:

fight Raire, so we can watch you get dogpiled by p much every other kintsugijin.

 

you definitely should fight @Void, though. they are always wanting to fight everyone, and they are a small weak noodle-dog nerd, so they pose no real threat. Watch out for their boyfriend @Keleviel, but you should be able to fend him off with the large quantities of furry porn void drops as loot.

 

fight void only if you aren't easily distracted, because they have good hair and good art, both of which can work in their favor to distract people.