Which kintsugijin should you fight?

@Void <3 ^u^ I'll fite for you too

Fight @Void? I don't know how to break it to you, but they've been through some serious shit, they're pissed about it, and you can't match what they've been through. That's not even counting what I will fucking do to you for messing with smol frand. Don't fight them.

@Kaylotta Aw that is sweet.

Also, it might just be that I recently got back from walking my dogs, but somehow the dogpile brought up the image of my two pups pissing on my sore and beaten attacker.

Fight @Kaylotta! She's an Opera singer. Do you know how intense Opera is? It will make for a great show for the audience, and become a tale passed down in the ages. Whether you win or lose the fight, it will be something worth remembering.

Please fight @Wiwaxia. They know so many cool things that you'll probably end up learning more about fossils and orogenies,

 

Should you fight me, I wonder?

 

You get some pretty sweet loot for defeating me, you are right. Plus, do not fight Kel. If you hurt me he will break you. He works out. He can destroy you.

-preens-

that's right motherfuckers no one can defeat me. or if you do, everyone will probably be super mad.

 

fight @Void and the void fights you back

 

also, void will eat you. their stomach is extradimensional space.

 

I'll still fight all of you

 

Have I been here long enough for anyone to have opinions on whether or not any of y'all should fight me?

 

What kind of heartless monster would fight a small woodland creature in shutter shades

 

.....you do have a point there. (I kinda forgot about the "possibly a small woodland creature" thing being there. That would kinda keep anyone from wanting to fight me, wouldn't it.)

 

Oooooh do me do me do me!! (fight me bro :D)

 

I dunno about fighting @lilacsofthedead. He's meat and chemicals made of stardust. Pretty scary shit there.


edit for pronouns oops

 

Someone do me!

 

With pleasure

Seriously though, don't fight @peripheral because assuming you can even bring yourself to hurt him (you monster!), assuming you even manage to escape his other friends, you would not be able to escape my revenge on you because NO ONE HURTS WES

 

Similarly, don't fight @chaoticArbiter: the whole forum will beat you up.

 

okay but can we take a moment to appreciate how @lilacsofthedead s latest profile post thing is threatening to punch somebody bc that is hilariously appropriate


also someone do me if ive made any kind of impression

 

fight me, I'm a crying baby

 

Well that sounds like a trap.

 

how dare u insinuate such things

 

Now I'm just thinking of this Oglaf comic (not actually nsfw!)

 

@Kaylotta I have to tell you a terrible secret - we all are. (also fixed that pronoun flub for you)

@michinyo I don't think we've met but you could not pay me to fight an owl. Owls are even scarier, yo.