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  1. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, May 3, 2016 at 11:00 PM
    #1861
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  2. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
    Everett, May 3, 2016 at 11:18 PM
    #1862
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  3. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
    swirlingflight, May 4, 2016 at 3:41 AM
    #1863
  4. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
    Everett, May 4, 2016 at 12:25 PM
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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, May 4, 2016 at 5:26 PM
    #1865
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  6. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

    "~i knew you were bullshit when you walked in....~"
     
    Imoyram, May 4, 2016 at 5:33 PM
    #1866
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  7. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [5/4/16, 6:37:40 PM] IN THE NAME OF JESUS PUT THAT MAN ON A HORSE (April): kel long-distance-kinkshamed the fountain and now it doesn't work anymore
     
    strictly quadrilateral, May 4, 2016 at 5:38 PM
    #1867
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  8. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

     
    Kaylotta, May 4, 2016 at 5:40 PM
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  9. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [5/4/16, 9:27:28 PM] tk: But I'm a level 3 octogendered elevatorkin
    [5/4/16, 9:27:45 PM] tk: Does that mean all 8 of my genders count for nothing?
     
    strictly quadrilateral, May 4, 2016 at 8:30 PM
    #1869
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  10. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
    Everett, May 5, 2016 at 10:32 AM
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  11. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    "Okay, I'll keep you posted. Enjoy the witch trial!"
     
    Aviari, May 5, 2016 at 4:20 PM
    #1871
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  12. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, May 5, 2016 at 5:37 PM
    #1872
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  13. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, May 5, 2016 at 6:46 PM
    #1873
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  14. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    #my phone's input recognition read that as "only in Tennessee"
     
    keltena, May 5, 2016 at 6:52 PM
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  15. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [5/5/16, 8:43:07 PM] Spag Bagbe: Tell me stories and I will rate them. This is game show mode initiated
    [5/5/16, 8:43:08 PM] tk: Hola
    [5/5/16, 8:43:13 PM] Spag Bagbe: Game show starts in 5
    [5/5/16, 8:43:14 PM] Spag Bagbe: 4
    [5/5/16, 8:43:17 PM] Spag Bagbe: 3
    [5/5/16, 8:43:20 PM] Spag Bagbe: 2
    [5/5/16, 8:43:22 PM] Spag Bagbe: 1
    [5/5/16, 8:43:32 PM] Spag Bagbe: Hey every body
    [5/5/16, 8:43:38 PM] Oobletops: oh no
    [5/5/16, 8:43:50 PM] Spag Bagbe: Let's begin the game! Tell me some stories Oobletops go
    [5/5/16, 8:43:59 PM] Oobletops: uh
    [5/5/16, 8:43:59 PM] Oobletops: uh
    [5/5/16, 8:44:00 PM] Oobletops: uh
    [5/5/16, 8:44:09 PM] Oobletops: OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS THIS IS SO MUCH PRESSSURE
    [5/5/16, 8:45:02 PM] Spag Bagbe: Come on Oobletops
    [5/5/16, 8:45:08 PM] Spag Bagbe: You must tell me a story
    [5/5/16, 8:45:42 PM] Oobletops: chicken crossed the road
    [5/5/16, 8:45:43 PM] Oobletops: the end
    [5/5/16, 8:46:35 PM] Spag Bagbe: Your rating is an ultimate zero!
    [5/5/16, 8:46:38 PM] Spag Bagbe: OKAY
    [5/5/16, 8:47:01 PM] Spag Bagbe: NEXT UP IS TK
    [5/5/16, 8:47:12 PM] Spag Bagbe: TELL US ABOUT YOURSWLF
    [5/5/16, 8:47:25 PM] tk: Hmmm
    [5/5/16, 8:47:38 PM] tk: Yesterday I got offered an internship at an opera company. I'm gonna take it. That's it that's my story lmao
    [5/5/16, 8:48:08 PM] Oobletops: wowowowowowowowow
    [5/5/16, 8:48:36 PM] tk: Wowowowowow
    [5/5/16, 8:49:15 PM] Spag Bagbe: Oooohhh
    [5/5/16, 8:49:19 PM] Spag Bagbe: Any kids?
    [5/5/16, 8:49:42 PM] Spag Bagbe: And how bout any spayed and neutered pets
    [5/5/16, 8:49:56 PM] tk: Wut
    [5/5/16, 8:49:59 PM] Bel: hey wait what kind of a game show is this
    [5/5/16, 8:50:15 PM] tk: I've got no kids and my dog is spayed XD
    [5/5/16, 8:50:23 PM] tk: The other three uh aren't
    [5/5/16, 8:50:32 PM] tk: But they cool
    [5/5/16, 8:50:32 PM] Spag Bagbe: ITS TIME TO SPIN THE WHEEL
    [5/5/16, 8:51:21 PM] Bel: spin it!
    [5/5/16, 8:51:34 PM] Toni Kussman: Spin spin spin
    [5/5/16, 8:52:00 PM] Spag Bagbe: BEL
    [5/5/16, 8:52:14 PM] Spag Bagbe: Tk
    [5/5/16, 8:52:18 PM] Bel: yes?
    [5/5/16, 8:52:19 PM] Spag Bagbe: Go to the wheel!
    [5/5/16, 8:52:26 PM] Bel: Bel goes to the wheel i guess
    [5/5/16, 8:52:30 PM] tk: tk goes to the wheel
    [5/5/16, 8:52:34 PM] Spag Bagbe: Great
    [5/5/16, 8:52:42 PM] Spag Bagbe: I guess
    [5/5/16, 8:52:55 PM] tk: Spag you're high rn aren't you XD
    [5/5/16, 8:53:05 PM] Spag Bagbe: Spin the wheel!
    [5/5/16, 8:53:06 PM] Bel: i dont actually care, this is fun
    [5/5/16, 8:53:11 PM] Bel: Bel spins the wheel
    [5/5/16, 8:53:19 PM] tk: Toni tk spins the wheel
    [5/5/16, 8:54:31 PM] Spag Bagbe: Wait! Sorry I'm new! Only one person can spin at one!
    [5/5/16, 8:54:44 PM] Bel: i spun the wheel first tk
    [5/5/16, 8:54:58 PM] tk: Asdhjfhkr
    [5/5/16, 8:54:58 PM] Spag Bagbe: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
    [5/5/16, 8:55:03 PM] tk: ROCK
    [5/5/16, 8:55:06 PM] Bel: what
    [5/5/16, 8:55:08 PM] Bel: paper
    [5/5/16, 8:55:10 PM] Spag Bagbe: Wait
    [5/5/16, 8:55:12 PM] Spag Bagbe: Wait
    [5/5/16, 8:55:14 PM] Spag Bagbe: 5
    [5/5/16, 8:55:15 PM] tk: HEY
    [5/5/16, 8:55:17 PM] Spag Bagbe: 4
    [5/5/16, 8:55:19 PM] Spag Bagbe: 3
    [5/5/16, 8:55:21 PM] Spag Bagbe: 2
    [5/5/16, 8:55:23 PM] Spag Bagbe: 1
    [5/5/16, 8:55:25 PM] Bel: paper
    [5/5/16, 8:55:26 PM] tk: ROCK
    [5/5/16, 8:55:28 PM] Bel: ha
    [5/5/16, 8:55:28 PM] tk: Fuck
    [5/5/16, 8:55:39 PM] Spag Bagbe: Lmao
    [5/5/16, 8:55:42 PM] Spag Bagbe: Rekt
    [5/5/16, 8:55:43 PM] Bel: Bel spins the wheel
    [5/5/16, 8:55:50 PM] tk: *shrekt
    [5/5/16, 8:56:14 PM] Spag Bagbe: You land and a sword labeled 50000$ PIG BLOOD
    [5/5/16, 8:56:23 PM] Bel: um
    [5/5/16, 8:56:24 PM] Bel: okay?
    [5/5/16, 8:56:28 PM] Bel: that doesn't make any sense
    [5/5/16, 8:56:57 PM] Spag Bagbe: Will you proceed to the extra bonus round of tennis
    [5/5/16, 8:57:02 PM] Bel: okay
    [5/5/16, 8:57:05 PM] Bel: i can do tennis
    [5/5/16, 8:57:12 PM] Bel: Bel goes to the bonus tennis
    [5/5/16, 8:58:26 PM] Spag Bagbe: Welcome to the bonus tennis! Here at bonus tennis we will ready you in a military fashion. You will be beat, you will be crushed, you will be turned into a weapon for the United States of America.
    [5/5/16, 8:58:38 PM] Bel: can i leave now please
    [5/5/16, 8:58:47 PM] Bel: i don't like this anymore
    [5/5/16, 9:00:10 PM] Spag Bagbe: Will you like to go back to the wheel?
    [5/5/16, 9:00:35 PM] tk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    [5/5/16, 9:00:45 PM] Bel: uh
    [5/5/16, 9:00:47 PM] Bel: yes?
    [5/5/16, 9:00:48 PM] Bel: no?
    [5/5/16, 9:00:48 PM] Bel: wait
    [5/5/16, 9:00:55 PM] Bel: what are my options here?
    [5/5/16, 9:00:56 PM] Spag Bagbe: SPIN THE WHEEL
    [5/5/16, 9:01:02 PM] Bel: Bel spins the wheel again
    [5/5/16, 9:02:38 PM] Spag Bagbe: You land on 1000000$ DOLLARS
    [5/5/16, 9:02:53 PM] Bel: okay, good
    [5/5/16, 9:02:56 PM] tk: Which you then proceed to give to tk
    [5/5/16, 9:03:08 PM] Bel: you can have 10000 dollars
    [5/5/16, 9:03:14 PM] tk: Coooool
    [5/5/16, 9:03:16 PM] tk: Ty
    [5/5/16, 9:03:20 PM] Bel: np < 3
    [5/5/16, 9:03:21 PM] Spag Bagbe: Do you want to accept the million dollar challenge?
    [5/5/16, 9:03:25 PM] Spag Bagbe: And cash out
    [5/5/16, 9:03:38 PM] Spag Bagbe: Or continue you and do the million dollar challenge later
    [5/5/16, 9:03:40 PM] tk: < 3
    [5/5/16, 9:03:44 PM] Spag Bagbe: And risk losing the million
    [5/5/16, 9:03:51 PM] tk: Cash out now bel
    [5/5/16, 9:03:55 PM] Bel: i would like to cash out now
    [5/5/16, 9:04:16 PM] Spag Bagbe: Okay
    [5/5/16, 9:05:07 PM] Spag Bagbe: TELEPORTS BEL TO A CAVERN FILLED WITH SPIDER WEBS
    [5/5/16, 9:05:13 PM] Bel: shit
    [5/5/16, 9:05:29 PM] Spag Bagbe: SWORDS ARE ONE THE FLOOR, DEAD BODIES AND SKULLS

    it keeps getting worse
     
    Last edited: May 6, 2016
    strictly quadrilateral, May 5, 2016 at 8:06 PM
    #1875
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  16. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Robots in platform uggs. That is the next Transformers series."
     
    emythos, May 5, 2016 at 9:55 PM
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  17. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, May 5, 2016 at 10:18 PM
    #1877
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  18. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

     
    Carnivorous Moogle, May 6, 2016 at 3:34 AM
    #1878
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  19. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    and now this post will make sense!
     
    Kaylotta, May 6, 2016 at 7:20 AM
    #1879
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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    I might consider making a short comic....
     
    strictly quadrilateral, May 6, 2016 at 8:01 AM
    #1880
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