shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Fifty thousand years, you're barely a sparkling! I'm over six million years old, you slagging upstart, I watched Nova Prime board the ark. I was one of the first Decepticons. I saw a four million year war begin, get fought and end. I was in that war.
Come back when you have even a fraction of that kind of experience.

 

Whoa... whoa... I don't know what any of that means, really, but... over six million years?

Yeah, that is old. Much older than me.

 

what could I possibly gain from lying to an organic?
Surely you must have heard of Cybertron and its inhabitants before. Most organic races at least noticed some of the war.

 

Well, I may've seen a bad cartoon about you guys... Ah, what was it called? Translators? Transmorphers? Transfarmers?

Oh, I've got it now. Transformers!

 

I prefer being referred to as "Cybertronian", if at all necessary.

 

Alright, sure. Cybertronian. I'll refer to ya as one of those. But... I can't get in touch with the creators of the cartoon and get them to change the name, so... guess you'll just have to accept it's called Transformers, yeah? And that it being called that doesn't mean that you have to be called that? Capisce?

 

I hope you realize that cartoon is only Autobot propaganda. Of course they would call it "Transformers", not being willing to take up weapons against the formist oppressors.

 

why are there 5o many 5chrodinger'5 6ee5
the la5t time 5wirl roleplayed me i wa5 trapped hiding from 6ee5
and now you 5ay there5 more 6ee5
>- po55i6ly angry
>- a6out to 6e relea5ed
enough of the 6ee5 already
6ee5 are 6ecoming my 5pecial he11
im e5caping to thi5 5hitpo5ting rave where at lea5t there5 a lot of non-6ee people
youre not 5ecretly a 6ee are you

Spoiler: quirkless

Why are there so many schrodinger's bees?
The last time swirl roleplayed me I was trapped, hiding from bees...
and now you say there's more bees
- possibly angry!
- about to be released!
Enough of the bees already
Bees are becoming my special hell.
I'm escaping to this shitposting rave, where at least there's a lot of non-bee people.
You're not secretly a bee, are you?

 

Okaaaaaaay...

I thought the cartoon was made by humans...

Nah. I'm not a bee. Actually, my last encounter with bees was pretty nasty. Some kid, who used to be my worst enemy but isn't anymore, trapped me in a Smoof vacuum cleaner and sucked bees into that. And they stung me.

That was not pleasant.

I sure hope Sunshine's bees are much better behaved.

(And whoa, I just confused myself with @unknownanonymous. Which doesn't make me otherkin, of course. Just confused.)

 

no, i'm not a bee. i'm a human.

 

Optimus Prime was never above interacting with organics to further his goals.

 

part of me is bees! but they are not interested in trapping you ^.^

probably

 

Well, I'm organic and you're interacting with me. And that isn't furthering anything. So BURN!

That's good. I don't think Sunshine's are either. *smirks* After all, Sunshine does <3 me, and bee attacks probably aren't part of a healthy matespriteship.

 

5ee
5ee??
6ee5 arent friend5
not unle55 youve got 5ome6ody who talk5 to 6ee5 around
6ut im pretty 5ure the girl i know doe5nt talk to them either
her giant 6ee lu5u5 doe5 it for her

Spoiler: quirkless

See? See???
Bees aren't friends.
Not unless you've got somebody who talks to bees around.
But I'm pretty sure the girl I know doesn't talk to them either.
Her giant bee lusus does it for her.

>- "human"
one of tho5e alien5 who i5nt a carapace
got it

Spoiler: quirkless

> human
One of those aliens who isn't a carapace? Got it.

...
are they intere5ted in 5tinging me
6ecau5e that5 the real Que5tion
trapping wa5 only a pro6lem 6ecau5e they decided they didnt like the 5me11 of me or 5omething

Spoiler: Quirkless

...
are they interested in stinging me?
Because that's the real Question.
Trapping was only a problem because they decided they didn't like the smell of me or something.

 

but that would get CONFUSING! *.* BB is one of my bestest hatefriends, and he isn't any more bees than I am! probably

nope! \(^_^)/ unless you are breaking their hives, they just want to BEE
and make calculations and stuff

 

Yeah. If Sunshine wasn't my boyfriend, I wouldn't wanna come within even ten feet of his bees. *sighs* But he is, so... I trust him to restrain them.

He ain't more bees than you but he sure is more b's than you.

 

yep. i'm not a carapace.

 

that
i5 great new5
if we 5tay a6out 11 feet apart at a11 time5 i11 6e happy
6ee happy even

i dont even know why im 50 riled up a6out 6ee5 tonight
norma11y they dont faze me
theyre ju5t one of hundred5 of lethal o65tacle5 to life on alternia
5o no6ody get too excited a6out 6othering me 6y 6uzzing at me
it wont work
and you11 6e the idiot 5tanding around 6uzzing
then who5 the joke rea11y on???

Spoiler: quirkless

That... is great news.
If we stay about 11 feet apart at all times I'll be happy.
Bee happy even.

I don't even know why I'm so riled up about bees tonight.
Normally they don't faze me.
They're just one of hundreds of lethal obstacles to life on Alternia.
So, nobody get too excited about bothering me by buzzing at me; it won't work.
And you'll be the idiot standing around buzzing.
Who's the joke really on??

>- ten feet
right??
11 feet i5 the minimum!
even if an 11 foot pole i5nt much good for keeping in5ect5 away
mo5t of them are too 5ma11

Spoiler: quirkless

> ten feet
Right??
11 feet is the minimum!
Even if an 11 foot pole isn't much good for keeping insects away, most of them are too small.

 

Well. I do have magic, so I can afford to be lax. Unless they sting my hands, of course, damn it...

 

Do any of you want to employ my services in DESTROYING BEES AND SPREADING THEIR ASHES ACROSS THE VOID OF COLD AND LONELY SPACE?