shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*laughs* 'Destroyer of worlds'? Really? That one? The same one Burt said he wanted to be called?

(Even though I'm not his SO and I doubt his ability to ever get a SO.)

 

YES. I am very special indeed. Much more special than YOU.

 

that's what YOU think

 

Indeed you are, bless your heart!

 

You! Is this where I banished you to, then?

 

That would have gone entirely differently if I had had a physical body, lady!

 

I should imagine so; you'd not have got past the briars. You may be a demiurge, but you draw most of your power from 6/8/9 space and my realm is almost entirely in 7/9/10 space. You could get in through the dreamscape as you did before, but you wouldn't be able to stay on my lands against my will, as you have already discovered.

 

Wait, you're talking about working the paths between Netzach and Malkuth? Are you a faerie woman then?

 

Indeed I am. Liane knows more about that sort of thing than I ever will, of course, but she's not here.

 

I will fight the triangle.

 

Everyone wants to fight him. Get in line.

 

But I could just... step over the line.

 

I like the way you think, Nichy.

 

Do you even realize how many explosives I have hidden on my person at any given moment?
Cease with that Nickname.
You may address me as "Captain" or by full designation.

 

"Lines are rather unnecessarily limiting in combat, I've found. Why wait when you can approach three-dimensionally?"

Between one blink and the next, wings appear from her back as if they've always been there, the gold of her hair shines brighter, and a soft rozy haze colors the air around her. "I'm always glad to help smite some evil."

 

Fine. Nichrome of Iacon. I'm sure as hell not calling you "Captain."

 

See, that wasn't hard at all. Thank you.

Sure love it when people brag about their ability to fly.

 

Eliana raises an eyebrow. "You know, I would cast fly on you if you wanted. Or carry you along. It was meant as a tactical suggestion, not a personal dig."

 

Sorry. I'm... a bit touchy on the subject. I only let jets I know and trust carry me, unless orders are otherwise, but it was a nice offer, I suppose.

 

Military is so underrated nowadays. It's wonderful to see another robot in arms.