shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

She's the girl that will hate you if you give the wrong impression.

 

... You're not a Cybertronian.
Where are you from?

You sound bitter, organic.

 

Great ol' United States of America on Earth. I presume you've heard of it.

 

I can be very bitter.

 

He's with me and Cait.

 

I like this one. Nick, can we keep it?I like its style.

 

Oh yeah a lot of battles were fought there. Can't actually remember if us or the Autobots won your dinky little dirtball.
Come to think of it doesn't Thundercracker still hang out there?

*resounding shrug*

You know I went to great pains to prove that I pass the Ambus Test I'd very kindly not be referred to like an object. Especially not by someone I could crush by stepping on them.

 

*smiles maniacally* A fighter, eh? Alright, you're on me good side. I can respect ya.

 

Unfair designation, Nichrome.

 

I don't think anybody won, unless they survived the bombs. It really is a dirtball now. Ha ha.

 

Cait, I don't think Nichrome would be a good person to start a fight with.

 

Shut the hell up, Nick. I can do what I want, when I want.

 

I don't need your respect. Please stop trying to start a fight with me. I am here on diplomatic duty. I was never direct part of the conquering forces.

............................................................................. sorry

I know some bombs. I'm pretty sure we survive quite a bit more than the native organic population of the planet designated "Earth" (is that better, Iridium?)

 

Yes, but inaccurate. Organic life is tenacious. Extremophiles likely not affected by bombs.

 

Fine, then. I see how it is. You don't want to make friends.

 

Possible. I will have to trust you on that, I don't know much about organics after all.

 

Well, if that were true, I haven't seen any large robots running around if that is what you are implying.

 

No I do not want to make friends in the common sense. I have friends. I'm here on a job. I am ordered to establish friendly contact.

 

We're generally...

 

Well, hi. Friendly contact made.