shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Ah, so your equipped with a camo integrated into your systems?

 

Not... quite. We turn into... things. Generally vehicles.
I can't really demonstrate it, okay.

Great. Where's my shuttle I got a busy schedule to keep to. Lord Starscream expects things of me.

 

It's okay, not every robot is perfect.

 

Rude.

 

No I am... exactly as I want to be.
It was my choice to be this way.
A show of devotion to my ideals.

S'Okay. I'm used to it. I don't expect any better from anyone but 'cons.

 

I am not a Decepticon.

 

You're a pleasant surprise.

 

Minds are more important than bodies. Your alt-mode doesn't matter.

 

-mumbles something about telling that to his government-

 

Give me a time and place.

 

... I'll bring the energon goodies.

 

Lovely offer! Terrible idea.

 

What do I have to lose?

 

Er... your dignity? Your freedom? Possibly your life?

 

If anyone thinks I'll let any of you come to harm without nuking them from low orbit they've got another one coming.

 

Non-existent, they could try, that sounds illegal.

 

Sorry, sir.

Wonderful, self-esteem at its best.

 

Ma'am.

...actually, Doctor.

 

It's not illegal if they're the government!

 

Not my government. Checkmate.