shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

... I'm entirely serious when I say it's on purpose. I had the surgery. There's nothing about "self-esteem" to it.

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't want to start the next war this soon. They won't attack the diplomatic envoy of another planet.

 

...Attack, no. Find a way to make disappear, though...

 

I am very conspicuous.

 

If every life is precious, that extends to the lives of people who disagree. I don't understand the logic your government employs. It seems like a hypocritical tyranny.

 

Sorry, doctor.

 

I was not offended.

Let me just...

: )

There. A calming face.

 

Honestly, Iridium, neither do I. I'd just much rather you didn't get killed for not understanding! -everpresent smile verging on the hysterical-

 

Nichrome.exe has stopped working
Spark is searching for a solution to the problem.

 

Again. If any of you are so much as threatened with harm, tell me.
I will make them regret it.

 

...Thank you, Captain.

 

I was born in a United States of America on an Earth, but there appear to be a lot of USAs and even more Earths out there across the dimensions.

 

....wait, what?

 

Oh, I do feel your pain.

 

I don't really care about titles. Everyone else, on the other hand...

 

I mainly only care about them when they're being omitted by people who think my husband is the smart one and I'm just pretty. He is smart. So am I. And I have common sense. (Stanford, not so much.)

 

Ah. Yes. Misapplication of titles in order to dismiss is very frustrating. Suggested response: strongly worded letter?

 

That's one way of dealing with it.

People who balk at dealing with her because they find my genital configuration to be somehow indicative of expertise (in areas where she is the expert and I am not) frequently find me sufficiently difficult to deal with that they will crawl back to her begging for mercy. :)

 

Genitalia considered indicative of rank in your species?

...odd.

 

yes, hello, giant alien robot overlords diplomats here to establish contact with organics. We occassionally turn into vehicles. Occassionally live disguised among organics through use of our altmodes.
Is that enough explanation of the joke I made or...?

 

From what I've gathered -- I hope you don't mind me butting into this conversation, @the author speaks, and if you do, I apologize -- some species put a disproportionate weight on it.
Considering his reaction to it, he is similarily puzzled in this regard as you are.