shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh something something sitting on dick jokes?
fuck i don't actually have a joke ready
STAY RIGHT THERE I'll be back with a good one!

 

... Case in point, I suppose.

 

*grins* Hey, Deadpool!

I've missed you. (And your dick, I've missed that too.)

 

heyyyy normie-poo, i'm kinda on a schedule here, the Mun is in class and i wouldn't wanna miss a SECOND of this super enlightening gender discourse stuff on Jane Eyre.

We fucking love Bronte.
Best class.

 

Well. sir, I would love to hear about your America.

 

I left it thirty years ago and was back recently for only a month--nothing that happened to me during that time, however, can possibly be representative.

The government was crooked when I left and does not appear to have improved. I regret my involvement with that, but they didn't really give me a choice.

 

You can't trust the government, sir. I don't blame you.

 

Pretty sure I can trust at least one thrid of my government.
Maybe two thirds, Metalhawk isn't too bad.

 

I can trust my government completely, as they are all dead.

...that was a joke, you may laugh.

 

holy shit iridium you can't just...
I'd hug you if I was taller than your knee cap.

 

(Kite smiles)
I'd say someone who can't be trusted with their own lives shouldn't be quite so easily trusted with everyone else's life, no?

 

Haw, haw. Clever one, doctor.

 

...they were slaughtered in the massacre that killed everyone on my planet.

 

My condolences.
But also, case in point.

 

Stop.

 

I shouldn't blame myself, but there is a part of me that believes (falsely) that even in the world as it was at that time, I should have managed to avoid getting blackmailed.

 

Anyone got a good idea for party games that do not involve whatever the fuck the velocitronians do (Seriously? Property damage, Swiftwing?) or degrading use of a crew member's altmode, OR what Jumpstart invented (I can still defuse a bomb quicker than him on ten shots and he can fight me if he wants to)?
We're just trying to be good hosts.

 

Defusing bombs on ten shots?

Chroma, did you name yourself after this person, or is the multiverse just laughing its ass off at me again?

 

Autobots?

Decepticons?

Do you have Optimus Prime and Megatron as leaders?

My mind is officially blown.

(...Mabel, how many of those did we have?)

 

Yes Lord Megatron is my leader. Was. Is. Continuity is complicated.