shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yes, yes.
Jetski is fine, I even asked him before I did anything. I am a very polite bot, I always ask.

 

I'm flattered! And also not surprised! I'm sorry, Iridium. My boss is- not. The most tactful? Of people?

 

...It's true, he did ask...

 

I want to lock him in a closet.

Can we vote you in? Is that a thing? Can you work for me instead?

 

Did he do that thing where he used "asking" words but intimidated you so you were afraid to say anything but yes, because that's not what I mean by asking.

 

-lowers voice conspiratorially- Me too.

...Doing what exactly? I mean! I wouldn't be against it...

...Not really? -mumbles- He was very persuasive.

 

Organic biology!

 

No I was very nice and we're friends now. So there.

With nice words! Tell him, we're friends now.

 

That's not a good kind of handshake, dude. Way too invasive and nonconsensual. Yeesh...

Please keep it far far away from me...

 

Oh! You made another friend, Silverweave! But I thought you didn't trust him?

...was I supposed to say that? Oh dear.

 

-optics light up- Oh, really?

-gives him an ever so slightly alarmed look- We're friends now!

 

Look... Tell me if he bothers you again, okay? It's a captain's job to deal with stuff liek this, Chase-Off always said. And I'm trying to be a good captain.

Me thinketh the spider doth protest too much.

 

-does not look particularly convinced-

 

It doesn't work on-- Whatever you are.

What are you?

Oh no, I did not trust him but now I do! I know him much better now, so we are friends.

 

Yes! How familiar are you with organics?

Oh, okay. That makes sense.

 

A genie. And actually glad to be one now.

 

Silverweave, injecting is not a good basis for friendship.

 

Interesting... Organic, yes?

You do not know my life. It helps me get over the hump of expecting everyone to do bad things and such, it lets me learn what I need to so I can move on. I see no problem with this.

It also feels quite nice.

 

...Yes, Captain. I- will. -back with the smiles again-

Sometimes more intimately than I would like! I have the scars.

EDIT: aww gfdi. At least it's in here and not the proper rp. not changing it, feel sicky today so am lazy.

 

People usually talk to get over that. Or get smashed together. Or interface. All of which feel pretty good too, for all involved parties.