Steven Universe

I would like Yellow Diamond more but I can't take her seriously with those gloves and shoulderpads it's like 80's busines woman on the top, regal ruler on the bottom.... and she's about to wash some dishes.

 

where did you find this leaked screencap of yellow diamond?!

 

ngl i just googled 80's business woman and there she was

 

i.......
have a theory
though i dont know if i have the spoons to write it all down
shit

how have i gotten pulled into theory constucting aaaah

 

Man I want to cosplay someone from Steven universe cause a con is coming up (in like july) but I am not sure who...

 

I'm working on an Amethyst cosplay. I'm goin' hard, motherfuckers.

 

Ugh yeah I can't do bodypaint. Hell I'm lazy enough that if I could I wouldn't even bother with wigs (unfortunately the list of characters with long floofy brown hair is pretty short afaik.) I might do Stevonnie but the convention center is usually pretty air-conditioned...

 

if you don't wanna do body paint, do human versions?
my life is awful I wrote humanstuck first.

 

BE STEVONNIE OMG

 

you can always bring a jacket!!

im thinking of going to comic con with a friend this october and i.....kinda wanna cosplay pearl? i have the nose for it an everything, lol

(all the pearl cosplays i see r either standard pearl or ballerina pearl)
(what if)
(fencer pearl)

 

DO IT
FENCER PEARL GO GO GO

 

TUMBLR KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK ONCE MORE :3

(tl;dr - the murals in the moon base seem to depict Peridot with the cluster reaching out to her. What if they're not gem history, but gem prophecy??)

 

the only problem with that theory is that there is nothing there that seems to depict steven, even though he was there too and played a more major role in stopping the cluster than she did

 

True, but then Steven doesn't quite count as a gem, does he? He's not... maybe he's invisible.

 

that's a good point, actually. i'm not sure how it would work, since i know humans aren't invisible to sapphire/garnet's future vision, but it does sound plausible.

maybe, the farther in the future the visions are, the vaguer they are and the more details get erased?

 

Has this been linked omfg I love this meta. I love this show. I LOVE THIS BAR AND EVERYONE IN IT.

 

so, basically, steven's solution to the cluster is Kintsugi?

 

@rats when you used jacket and pearl in the same post I though of fireworks pearl
The one wearing like a bomber jacket or something and has the pan/pot/whatever


Also the peridot prophecy thing is very interesting!
I wonder if Steven wasn't included because at the time of the prophecy, maybe he was rose? And that interferred?
Idfk

edit: NOT A BOMBER JACKET
a sweater
garnet was wearing a bomber jacket

 

yes.
but with less tumblr wars, thankfully.