shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yes.

What's your poison?

 

Uh well prolly whatever's the strongest shit ya got.

 

Flux.

I am from a scientifically oriented party-colony.

I am not giving you the strongest shit I've got, because I actually happen to like you.

Try again.

 

Thank you; you're probably kinder than I deserve. Also, what exactly is 'the strongest shit you've got' and what is engex?

 

Engex gets you drunk. It is derived from energon, the substance that acts as our fuel supply and plays several crucial functions in the proper operation of a cybertronian body.

But it's even better when it gets you drunk! Just don't... overdrink.

 

Oh you will fit right in with us, I see. We're visiting Hedonia, after some business is finished, Flux, so don't get too comfortable.

 

... well my altmode is not a train.

 

A little party never killed nobody, so we gon’ dance until we drop
A little party never killed nobody, right here, right now’s all we got

 

Last onboard party did, in fact, end with at least one corpse found the next solar cycle. And confiscated by Captains Nichrome and Life Support for some reason, but point remains: party ↠ corpse.

If objective is only to share good dancing music: suggestions[1] from[2] personal[3] databanks[4]?

 

Nobody's wrong, nobody's right
Everyone cheats, everyone lies
Nobody cares, nobody minds
Night turns to day
And then the sun shines...

[His visor displays the text "IT HAPPENS"]

 

Uhhh best shit?

Ain't no party like a Flux party. I'm seein' if I can spike an organic and you can't stop me.
#YOLO

 

I am already regretting picking you up. Sadly we really need you.

 

But why would you do this

Do you want to lose your spike?

 

Regret is for the weak

Naw, gotta try fer science.

 

Honestly, I think it's more likely that the organic will get maimed by his spike, than that he'll lose the spike by fracking the organic.

Though some of you robots are pretty hot, I'm not sure if I'd wanna take the risk of fracking you.

 

*She pours him a glass of golden, softly glowing engex.*

There.

 

Your frame, your loss. Not going to help find replacement if experiment backfires.

...previous experience with organics indicates average of "large, many natural weapons, aggressive towards mechanoids". Admittedly sapient organics tend to be on the smaller side, but still. So many teeth.

 

"Suggestion: Utilize your holomatter avatar for the encounter. It comes in their size, and if they're into your anatomy, you can use your own appearance template."

 

Two sapient beings who are determined enough and imaginative enough can almost always come up with a way to entertain each other pleasurably.

 

...you'd know.

The only thing that surprises me more than how much of a hippie you secretly are is how much of a freak you secretly are. I don't believe for a minute that you've only had four partners, Poindexter.