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I'm half convinced the reason he leaned so hard on me about finding a safe way to give you kits was mostly so that he could play with them.

 

*is absolutely unrepentant*

 

*teasing* So, you're a wedding planner as well as an interdimensional physicist?

A real Renaissance man, you are.

 

So when are you and Sunshine getting married?

 

Aaaaahhhh... it's not that I don't like the idea, but it isn't four days in a bit soon for thinking seriously about marriage?

(Well, if you're not in Vegas, anyway...)

And what about Pap, wouldn't he wanna marry me too?

Or maybe he's not into marriage, but I figure I should at least try asking anyway before I start getting married to anybody.

 

I can see Papyrus marrying you, but I can't see Papyrus marrying Sunshine.

Though...I could be wrong.

In this case I think I might like to be wrong.

 

*laughs* Well, yeah, I wasn't saying that they'd marry each other. Just that, well, I don't wanna prioritize either of them over the other. I want them both to know that I love them, and would marry them both if marrying people I'd known for less than two weeks, while somewhere that's definitely not Vegas, wasn't a ridiculous idea.

 

You are talking to the man who told me he wanted to be my husband shortly after the first time I kissed him. Just sort of blurted it out, then turned red and said I didn't have to answer that.

I said yes, of course.

 

*can't stop laughing*

 

*laughs* Okay. Fair point. But still... yeah...

Even though I'd like to be their husband, I'm kinda... scared by the idea of doing it now. I mean, I know we love each other, that we care about each other and all, but... marriage is a big thing, and I dunno if we all know if we can make this work yet, if this can last... I hope it'll last, but... I reckon it's hard to tell whether it actually will or not, now.

 

Wouldn't it be difficult for you to marry them both if they didn't marry each other?

I don't know what you're laughing about--she did marry me, after all.

 

Well... uh, I guess I thought Pennarion's marriage laws were more flexible than that...

 

I THINK THE PROBLEM IS SLEEPING LOGISTICS. BUT THAT'S EASY TO SOLVE!

EVERYBODY CAN HAVE THEIR OWN BEDROOM.

 

*teasing* So, you actually sleep now, do you?

I thought you thought sleeping was stupid and silly and not worth bothering with.

 

I didn't mean that it would be legally difficult. I meant that I don't quite understand the emotional logistics of having two spouses who are not also spouses.

 

Uh... wouldn't the emotional logistics of that be pretty much the same of having two boyfriends who are not also boyfriends?

Not exactly the same, yeah, but still in the same ballpark, right?

 

Why would bondmates also be bonded to each other? Liking same thing (or person) is not the same as being good romantic match, yes?

 

Not really. But I couldn't do that one, either.

I don't know how to explain what I'm thinking properly, except to point out that Valiska and I were married long before we ever had a wedding ceremony. Marriage isn't just a romantic relationship or a sexual relationship. It's the foundation of a family unit. If you had two marriages they'd undermine each other; if you had one marriage with three people in it, that would be different.

 

*frowns* A family unit?

But... I don't wanna have kids. And I don't think Sunshine does either. Dunno about Pap, though.

So... I dunno how it's relevant, really...

 

THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LIKE HAVING A BEDROOM!!! IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SPACE. FOR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS! AND HOBBIES.



HMM. THE HUMAN INSISTS THERE'S SOME CUTE LITTLE STORY RELEVANT TO THIS. ABOUT A FARMHAND, AND THE THE FARMER, AND THE FARMER'S WIFE? AND HOW THEIR PRIORITY WAS ON LOVING THE PERSON THEY HAD IN COMMON.

IF SUNSHINE AND I BECOME FRIENDS, AND WE HAVE NORM IN COMMON... ISN'T THAT A FAMILY?