shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I've got my own kitchen now, and I'm having fun. You?

 

that still Helps! that's what my moirail - one moirail, Mintuu - Does. she Used to Run a safehouse for runaways onplanet. when that Got Compromised, she Had a rough few sweeps, but now she's Getting a chance to Build back towards that. i'm in the Fleet undercover - Spreading the Tales and Using my position when i Can Get away with it to Help people.

*laughs quietly* and yes, there Is a Descendant of the Signless around. promise. although i Think my timeframe Is a bit ahead of yours in that regard.

 

Yes Yes I Am Very Adorable.
Fuck All Of You.

 

"He's six in my timeframe, half a sweep younger than me.", you reply. "Now all we need is a Heiress who is receptive to the teachings..."

@aurumIlluminatrix "Sup Splodes", you grin, and offer her a mug of her favourite mix of coffee.

 

ah. he Is ten and a half for me, so we Are from different points. good to Know.

*waves over mug to the angry newcomer* no offense Intended, by the way - i Was Trying to Say your clade Is adorable.

 

I Know They Are. They Are The Cutest.
But Im Not Cute.
Im A Fucking Menace.

 

*nods, genuinely seriously* understood.

 

But I'm a bigger Fucking Menace than you are!!!

Suck on that, AI!

 

...Burt♠aI?

 

...for some reason, i Am less Inclined to Take you seriously.

 

*destroys the quadrant system with a nuclear bomb*

And that will be your DOWNFALL!

 

Is that a negation?

 

...

ok.
i Am a member of a heretical cult, undercover around trolls who Would Kill me if they Knew.
i Am Caught up in plots between trolls seventy or more sweeps older than me.
i Am Protecting at least five different trolls' cullworthy secrets for them.
and oh, my universe Is scheduled for an apocalypse soon.

...but sure, you'll Get Penciled in there somewhere.

 

I will negate your face off!!!

What makes you so sure that I'm not your apocalypse?

 

"Hy don´t haff mine own plece, bot meestress Stela likez der medical things und helpink her iz fon. Effen eef hy em not sure vy she needz dot menny lazerz."

 

because Being here Gives me a certain amount of narrative omniscience?
it'll Be sgrub Kicking into action that Undoes my world, not you.

 

And how do you know that I didn't invent sGrub?

 

it Seems a bit... beyond you.

 

What's she do? Is she a Heterodyne, did you get back home?

 

No No No No No No NO