TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Okay! I just won't backread further until I'm... more aware. Of anything, really.

    Here goes nothing.
     
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  2. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    also: whole thread is open for questions about backstory and assistance in robot-spotting, spock even made a guide for the robot-spotting
     
  3. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Okay, so it's really strange that they have wheels attached to... odd anatomy places. Like, just from the cover of #1. Wheeled hips do not seem efficient.
     
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  4. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Doing it here is totally fine!! We love livebloggers :D

    Also, MTMTE is the beginning of IDW's phase two for their transformers run. It's definitely a good jumping on point, and I knew approximately as much as you do when I started it and did fine. But if you want, I can definitely give you a quick rundown of the things that happened in phase one! I think the only character it's really important for is cyclonus, but it gives you extra tidbits on like, rodimus and drift and such.
     
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  5. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I can tell bright red dude is going to be a Drama Llama from his first appearance. Like, just the art. And then I start reading his words.
     
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  6. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I'm gonna need so much help. They all just look like robots?

    Backstory tidbits could be helpful, I think! I like backstory, anyway.
     
  7. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Right! A robot spotting guide! I made that thing.

    Here you go! I was extremely awful at identifying characters at first, but it does get easier with time.
     
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  8. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    TYVM!

    Also: "You've earned the right to see the universe without a gun in your hand." DAMN.
     
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  9. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    ...ooookay, people have a LOT of feelings about this war.

    Also, transforming yourself to death sounds like it would suck.
     
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  10. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Okay, wheels in heels makes more sense. Yay doing wheelies everywhere if you want?
     
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  11. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    like 100% of the reason why my OC Nichrome has wheels in her heels
     
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  12. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    "I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you. The massively awkward silence suggests that probably wasn't it..."

    I have a feeling I'm going to like you, buddy.
     
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  13. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Robots using assistive devices! Cool!
     
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    ALSO potential ideas for sparklings, courtesy of the Dramatis Transformae OOC IRC


    23:23 Mirrors i suppose it would kind of maybe depend on how much sparklings and internal pregnancy are... 'natural' for lack of a better term
    23:25 IvyLB i wonder if it's like a built in feature that only gets used when population density is low and hotspots aren't around
    23:25 IvyLB so it's just been rare so far
    23:26 IvyLB or rather undocumented
    23:26 Mirrors like. activated programming?
    23:26 IvyLB pretty much
    23:26 Mirrors cybertronian crisis mode
    23:26 Mirrors gotta repopulate the place SOMEHOW better rejig all the internals to make babies
    23:26 IvyLB .... like okay I'mma be honest thematically it would make SENSE if primus was played as a more straight analogy for the abrahamic god
    23:27 IvyLB cybertron is garden eden, but the transformers fucked up bad
    23:27 IvyLB so now they don't get magic dirt babies anymore and
    23:27 Mirrors omg
    23:27 Mirrors they have to make their own
    23:28 IvyLB well part of eve's punishment was that periods suck and children had to be done the painful sucky way
    23:28 IvyLB that is like straight biblical canon
    23:28 Mirrors yeah i know it's amazing
    23:29 IvyLB so primus now hates his robot creation and has decided "well if you want more you better make them yourself"
    23:29 Mirrors but would it happen to the whole species or just specifically people-from-cybertron? the colonies still have their hotspots apparently? but then i suppose robot god might be more unilateral in his decision-making
    23:30 IvyLB maybe it like starts with cybertronians and then the active subroutines "infect" colonials?
    23:30 IvyLB literal baby malware
    23:30 Mirrors omfg
    23:30 Mirrors baby malware
    23:30 Mirrors i fucking
    23:30 IvyLB "frag I caught the pregnancy virus"
    23:30 Mirrors this is my favourite thing and i LOVE YOU
    23:31 IvyLB i am laughing so hard
    23:31 Mirrors virus scans only pick it up in the early stages because then the frame recognises it as Legit From Primus and is just like OKAY REJIG ME TO YOUR WILL
    23:32 IvyLB but can you imagine
    23:32 IvyLB half the population starts quarantine protocols
    23:32 IvyLB the other half tries to infect others on purpose
    23:33 Mirrors omfg perfect
    23:33 Mirrors there's a patient zero somewhere
    23:33 IvyLB it's liek the fucking death curse epidemic in WoW
    23:33 Mirrors i hope it's prowl
    23:33 IvyLB prowl is the biggest asshole around and i bet if primus had to decide on which mech to fuck over in particular it would be prowl
    23:34 Mirrors prowl is patient zero it is decided
    23:34 IvyLB and
    23:34 IvyLB like
    23:34 IvyLB you could be a carrier of the virus without realizing if you didn't get knocked up
    23:35 Mirrors you'd just had a touch of the robo-flu, it wore off!
    23:35 IvyLB and now I am not sure which is funnier that Prowl actually gets enough action that he notices immediately or that he is literally that much of an ass that they trace the infection back to him
    23:36 IvyLB and he STILL was like the only one around without an accidental baby
    23:36 Mirrors i like the second one
    23:36 Mirrors how is the malware spread is it like an STD
    23:36 IvyLB i was thinking liek internal comms virus
    23:37 IvyLB you can't MESSAGE people anymore it makes them have babies
    23:37 Mirrors HOLY SHIT
    23:37 IvyLB TEXTING CAN CAUSE PREGNANCY
    23:38 Mirrors OH GOD IT'S A CELIBACY CAMPAIGNER'S WET DREAM AND NIGHTMARE SIMULTANEOUSLY
    23:38 IvyLB it IS
     
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  15. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    ...okay, so it took me a second to realize that the purple plane thing was the person narrating. This is going to take some getting used to.
     
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  16. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Okay, Purple Jet Guy is talking about being ejected from a chamber, and there's an asterisk referring me to another volume... is that one of the backstory things?

    [​IMG]
     
  17. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Mr. Angry Red Eyebrows is kinda scary.
     
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  18. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Rewind is also my favorite. (Favorites so far 2.)
     
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  19. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    Um... wars being over IS stopping fighting, angry red eyebrows. You've... got issues.
     
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  20. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    ...that robot literally just flipped a table.




    And then planned to sabotage his friends' ship WTF MAN YOU NEED THERAPY
     
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