It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding

You pays yer money and you gets yer spouse

 

i've got my speech almost ready

what's a good PC synonym for "harlot"

 

headcanon: that was totally rose quartz' wedding cake. and one of the only things pearl actually ate of her own will.

:D:D:D yay!!!!!


purplish and reminds me of norm the genie
and has pockets
and long sleeves

 

surely cronus won't be able to fuck all of the cake, right?

 

oh, ye of little faith

where do you think all the purple frosting came from?

;)

 

you have underestimated cronus' dedication to sparkle motion

 

This looks fun! Can I join even though I'm not in CDCF?

 

GUYS I FOUND AN ACTUAL KINTSUGI CAKE!!!

 

omg

i'm willing to lose the rainbows for the effect of the gold cracks, that's great!

and is that a clam with pearls sneaking out on top?

 

hell yeah everyone is invited to the wedding B)

also @jacktrash oh my baby jegus that booze is perfect

 

yeah! that's part of the fun of having the post out here, where non-cdcf peoples can join in!

 

Ah!
That's fantastic!

Also, @jacktrash
WEDDING GOALS

If I ever get married.

If I do it will probably be in a quaker... church?
Is that the right word?

Y'all seem chill.

 

hey i also brought the Official Cake Cutting Knife

 

Alright! Let's get some marryin' done!

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL . . . no, that's not quite it . . . .

In nomine Patri et Filii . . .. maybe not . . . .

OK, we're gonna go old school with this one.

Leader: "You are the first to arrive alive in fifty years. You are a puissant man. Very. Arrival of the fittest is the doctrine of Holy Darwin. Most scientific."

Congregation: Quant Suff!

L: Choose. The Scientific People practice Natural Selection. Be scientific in your choice. Be genetic.

C: Quant Suff!

The candidates will approach the fluoroscope for scientific examination.

 

@mizushimo look babe I sketched us

Spoiler: somehow a sketchy WIP still works for the drunk mom squad