shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Don't mock me! Don't you start mocking me! JAME!

 

And she's not a human! Get it right! She's a cat!

 

Sure thing, Puffs.

 

I'm not worried, I'm...

I'm setting boundaries. Shush shush.

 

Clover, don't worry, I can handle the Handmaid quite well myself. And I am not quite a cat. I am a Kencyr Highborn affiliated with That-Which-Destroys and bear gifts of that affiliation like claws and a disastrous sex life.

 

Oh ho. Now I'm being handled.

 

Sounds like a cat to me!

...sorry.

 

Don't pretend you don't like it, Handmaid. I know of your type.

 

Let me be handled, Puffs. Go play with your toys in the corner while the adults talk.

 

Hey, kid, maybe you should let Jame set those herself?

She's the one being courted, not you.

 

Wow okay, first of all, it's Clover to you!

 

Am I pretending. I mean really.

 

Family should set boundaries... probably?

I'm not quite sure how it works, okay!!

 

Don't care. Friend I mentioned earlier? Got a name too. Don't care about that either. "Oh but I am Porrim, huff puff." "Sure thing, Woman".

 

We all know when I pick you up and drag you off to a back room the complaints aren't real. Neither are the screams later.

 

Little lady thinks she can make the great and powerful Handmaid scream, does she. We'll see about that. This must be settled in the traditional blueblooded manner. My clothes are already off.

 

Now you're suggesting a Kencyr might be lying, so it's a matter of honor.

Though note I never said who would be doing the screaming. It's probably you, though.

 

We'll see about it now won't we? Hard to get a woman like me to scream. Conditional immortality and a bastard of a boss does funny things to you.

 

I wonder how you'd respond to drinking my blood. I wonder which compulsion would win.

And in a fight between conditional immortality and the Ivory Knife, for that matter.

Do you have a soul?

 

Got me curious. Not a rainbow drinker myself, but when you're so ominous like that how could I refuse? Knife there sounds nice and foreboding too.

Time to see if souls exist in my part of the universe. Time to see if monsters get to keep theirs.