shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I'm head of the pride. Let me worry about it. She red-flirts with Jame and pitch-flirts with Ford, and as long as both of them are having fun with it, I don't worry.

If I'm not worried, you don't have to be either. :)

 

*slightly hysterical laughter from three arcs into the future*

 

I think he is all out of vacation days.

 

Oh yeah, what's my favorite color?

 

It's very big. Think of the biggest thing, now triple that.

 

Do I even have to say anything?

 

...alright. Sounds good.

 

I wonder how the Handmaid and Bane would get along. And whether conditional immortality means he could possess and ride her for as long as he wanted?

Wicked thoughts, girl. Is it wise to tempt the darkness so? Is it OK because she probably wouldn't die and might enjoy it?

Why have abilities and not use them for pleasure?

 

Jame, you're acting freaky.

 

i cannot believe we forgot to make a weed joke 2 pages ago

 

This thread is consequence free and if you didn't realize there were some dark things in my mind you didn't look carefully enough.

And besides I feel empathy for the Handmaid and her situation. I offered her my blood because being my slave is better than being Scratch's. I offered her the Knife should death be sweeter than the torment she lives in.

 

Right.

Not like I'm objecting to either of those, just... yeah.

 

We were too busy celebrating 420 to remember it. It's all cool, man.

 

Describe this "celebrating 420" thing. It sounds like a holiday in your world?

 

On mobile? Uh, sure.

The short story is: we imbibe mild mind altering substances to be relaxed and happy.

Long story... involves clocks set to 4:20 for some reason.

 

and the twentieth of april

 

Not everyone's dimension actually has weed.

You know, it's always bothered me a little that we call it 'weed' when it's usually grown on purpose.

 

you're not supposed to admit it's on purpose when the cops ask, GEEZ

 

Wow. You are the literal human incarnation of just-shower-thoughts.

 

I understand what you're getting at, but the manner in which one of my exes grew his couldn't possibly have passed for accidental.

...well, maybe in Gravity Falls it could. Durland and Blubbs are adorable but my brother once passed off something he'd written on the back of a Safeway receipt in pencil to them as a legitimate doctor's note--signed, "Dr Medicine". But we had different cops when Fidds and I were living together. Not much more intelligent though...