shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You chose it.

 

You chose to trust a godly being and become his slave. Didn't it cross your mind that maybe this was too good to be true? At least the fucking weirdo with the notebook accepts that she's probably fucked. She's running in entirely happy with it.

But you chose this.

 

Hey, Norm. You're possessed of the usual human male pattern genitalia, right?

 

God it must be nice to have the luxury to be an idiot. Must be real nice to have the chance to sell yourself away.

 

YOU CHOSE THIS AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME.

 

*nods* *smirks* Sure am.

 

Not particularly.

But I suppose I deserve that.

Nobody believed in demons in the world where I came from. I didn't actually know what I was doing. I thought...he was my friend.

 

I wasn't comparing myself to you.

I was suggesting that I understood what you were saying to Jame.

I thought you were the one making comparisons.

 

...sympathy. Betrayal is awful.

 

Still your fault. You picked it.

 

Thank you. It is the biggest regret of my entire life.

 

I have never once denied that.

 

Pity is comparing yourself.

 

Good. Honest idiots are still fucking idiots, though.

 

Idiot who deserved it.

 

I don't pity you. As you are very well aware.

But I want things to be better for you than they are. I am allowed to want that.

 

Not when you walked into that on your own volition you're not.

 

Hey, uh, you guys do know that if you wanted to start a pissing contest about being used by people, you two wouldn't be the only ones able to compete in it, right?

I can make a great case for myself, after all.

 

Can we not do this, just once?

 

Not talking to you. Though you're less of a moron than Glasses so congrats. You get to have exactly one Handmaid sympathy token.