shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Don't grin at me. Her heads are right across from me.

 

Also fuck you there is a total of one person I have empathy for. Sympathy whatever. You were wrong. Look who is wrong it is you.

 

I find it hilarious that the things about Ford that infuriate you two are among the reasons I love him unconditionally and unreservedly.

 

No good side of a war. Wish to avoid implications of alliance to one side or the other.

Have not had chance to read all early philosophical works, Neocybex difficult enough without trying to sound important and ceremonial. Cannot discuss individual points. Just... hm. Entertained-by-others'-irony? Is there more concise wording? "Start a war for freedom and equality! Proceed to annihilate all who don't agree to join the cause, including uninvolved strangers with no way of communicating or fighting back."

tarnished =]]]

 

I'm glad to be wrong about that.

It's a start.

It's a step in the right direction.

 

It's really not. It was easier before.

 

...'PISSING CONTEST'?

IS THAT A THING PEOPLE DO???

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU WIN???

 

Of course it was. It's easy to give up on everything. But nothing gets any better when you're immobilised by despair.

 

Normally only children do that and my understanding is that the results are judged by accuracy and distance.

 

This shit is why I'm looking at her severed heads right now.

 

*giggles* It's metaphorical, Pap.

Means competing with people about a really silly thing that you're all too invested in and that competing will do no good about, basically. Like... dick size.

 

Peaceful revolution doesn't work, but... one has to know when to stop fighting, as well.

 

Tell me about her.

 

SO IF I CAN HIT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, AND DRAW MY OWN FACE...

RANDOM CHILDREN WILL ADMIRE MY ACCOMPLISHMENT?

THAT ALMOST SOUNDS WORTH DOING!

WELL, NO, NOT REALLY. BUT IT'S FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT.

COMPARING DICK SIZE IS VERY SILLY. ISN'T THAT JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE BORN WITH???

COMPETING OVER WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BICEPS, NOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.

...FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BICEPS. :(

 

Why?

 

Papyrus... you're an adult. If you whip it out in front of kids, people will think you're a child molester. Don't do that.

Nichrome...knowing when to stop fighting can indeed be difficult, but...did your species evolve on a planet that takes a much shorter time to go around its sun than the usual? Because that's the only thing I can think of that makes Transformer time frames make any sense...

 

*grins* Yeah, it is. But people do it anyway. Try to make their dicks bigger too. (*sighs* Oh, you won't believe how many times I've granted that wish. And how many times it's had to be unwished 'cause they wished to rule the world right after.)

 

Because I want to know what sort of person inspires you to empathy.

 

WHIP WHAT OUT??? I DON'T EVEN HAV--

ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND, I ABSOLUTELY HAVE ONE AND IT'S ENORMOUS! I SHOULDN'T TAKE IT OUT BECAUSE ITS SHEER GIRTH WOULD DRIVE RANDOM CHILDREN TO TEARS!!!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...

...HEH.

<_<

OH, BUT THAT'S EASY! TO UNDO TWO BAD WISHES... JUST GO WITH, "I WISH I DIDN'T MAKE ANY WISHES!"

 

Not particularly, as far as I can tell. We just live long. I'm allergic to religion or I'd attempt to recount the slack Primus-believers tell about why we are really, really hard to get rid of.