shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I knew there was a good reason not to trust him. (Facetious. Is there a "joking" smiley?)

 

-blush-
I mean he's doing other things to me... but okay? -carefully boops tiny organic's hand-

!! You maybe want '=P'?
Also he's perfectly trustworthy! I know what happens when you don't trust people...

 

Aaaaaaahhhh...

*takes the careful boop he asked for anyway*

 

S-sorry! You seem to have your interface needs catered for, though? That's good! =]]

 

*smirks* Yeah, I do. By Pap and Sunshine. They're awesome.

 

Not going to hurt your courted! Still don't trust him quite, but trust Jetski's judgement. Thus the wish for facetious-indicator-tag on previous statement.

...offer of defense if things go sour always stands, though.

 

=]]] Great!
I hope I'll get mine sorted soon

Thank you, Gess! =]] I know I can trust you even if you don't trust other people~

 

The house just produces excess lifeforce energy. It's good for the mortals who live here. If you weren't naturally horny you'd be hyperactive, or something.

 

wait

 

*raises eyebrow*

Yes?

 

Is that part of why I've been so energetic?

 

Maybe.

The perpetual motion machines, among other things, are anti-entropic, which means that there's etheric runoff. It's very beneficial, retards age-related degenerative changes, and is generally calming and promotes emotional and physical well being in most mortals.

Norm is a genie and an immortal, so he produces a lot more kundalini/chi/orgone/whatever you want to call it than the rest of us do and doesn't normally run at a deficit like we do.

 

So I probably can't blame that. Got it.

Guess it's other stuff that has me riled up.

 

Riled up how? I'll help you troubleshoot it if you'd like.

 

*sighs* I'm really glad I'm not a kid. 'Cause, while PANs honestly sound pretty cool, I'd be creeped the fuck out if I had parental controls in my brain. Even if it's not technically in my brain.

 

I'm not thrilled about that notion but I'm also not thrilled by the idea of some whackjob sending porn to my kits when they're four.

 

Believe me, Ford, there are much worse things for your four year old to see than that. It's just humans doing what any kid sees dogs or cats or horses doing. Pretty boring, really. I'd already seen my father kill one of his people for getting too close to me by then. Seen some of his followers give up, find an out of the way corner to sit in, and simply starve themselves to death there. Seen men lose their minds and turn on their fellows.

 

...there are a lot of things people call porn, Jame.

Not all of them are what dogs and cats and horses do.

 

Ugh. Sometimes I'm such an innocent about some things.

 

Well, it is clearly your ego that's the big one, and most certainly not your penis.