shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...Seconded. =[[[

 

I Formally Apologize For Contributing To The Opprssive Structures Of Our Robotic Overlords With My Puny Organic Ass. Or Something.

 

It's more like I'd rather not be reminded of being doomed to be a tour guide for millions of years because of what I turn into?????

 

What do you turn into?

 

Chocolate is nature's fruit. of course it makes me go to sleep, first it makes me happy though.

 

... -mumbles- Pedalboat.

 

What's a pedalboat?

 

A really stupid thing to turn into. -pout-

 

I'm sorry. Um. I sort of understand how you feel. I don't like turning invisible.

I'm sorry if I made you upset. I shouldn't have said anything.

 

I used to turn into a Laserpointer. And my mouth still lights up under... circumstances. You have my sympathy.

 

...It's okay. Just a... sore spot.
-mutters- Can't even move under my own power.

Oh! ...Is... is that what that light... was?

 

I'm really sorry. I know people don't like to talk about their powers, I just keep forgetting...

 

Uh.
Slag.
I mean, I uh... I can use the light on purpose if I concentrate.
It just also sometimes turns on involuntarily.

 

*singsong* if you're feeling sorry, try a PARTY~ woo * woo ~~*~~

 

Quite a few of us are fine with it! Just not me so much. =[[[

!!!! =[[ Sorry Captain! Didn't mean to embarrass you!

 

Eh I probably shouldn't be embarrassed by it. It's just a thing that reminds me that I used to be someone else's property, who cares.

 

-pats cautiously on the arm- ...I feel you.

 

Now I get to blow up once, that's much better.
Wait scrap you didn't know about that did you?
Uhhhh

 

I feel both of you. But not like that, fuck! Not... like, you know... not in the sense of feeling you guys up. Fuck.

 

Take Your Gross Flirting Elsewhere What The Fuck Are You Trying To Seduce All Of Them?