shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I lost. Wow.

Destroyer Bitch. Your cat is smarter than most people. He deserves a prize or something.

 

I don't even know. They're all giving me a headache. *sits down*

 

I just...

I think he gained the respect o+f No+t-Megido+ but...

Why? Why did this happen. Can we go+ back to+ me sho+wing yo+u what's under my dress. That made sense.

 

Spoiler: response

((mun note: edit to correct the fucked up spoiler tag)

(The kitty is saying hi to you the kitty is saying hi to you oh primus he's adorable)
(But Tempest Dive is huge, and the kitty is tiny!)
(So you imagine yourself smaller.)
(Tempest Dive is now 7' tall!)
(You kneel down and let Jorin sniff your fingers.)

 

*sniffs and then rubs his whisker roots and forehead all over her fingertips*

 

(You scritch the kitty behind the ears. Softly, so you don't accidentally hurt him!)

 

*purrs loudly*

 

I bet you the kid is naked now.

 

[to Tempest] He's cute, isn't he?

 

[looks over at Porrim] Why so you are.

[looks some more because why not]

 

See. I knew it. That's just her way. Out of her clothes at the first chance she gets.

But more twerpy than the Woman.

 

So+ igno+ring so+meo+ne who+se name wo+n't be mentio+ned because it actually literally can't be...

This is what a naked tro+ll lo+o+ks like. A male o+ne to+ be exact. Unfo+rtunate quirk o+f fate has damned me to+ this hell! Females lack the who+le bulge bit. Tho+ugh she seems to+ be hiding at the mo+ment so+ yo+u pro+bably didn't even no+tice that bit o+f the anato+my.

 

<3

 

Spoiler

 

It's not like I really have a preference in alien genitalia anyway. Or in humanoid for that matter. Fascinating though. And you still have more boobs than me.

 

If you ate enough food to have any body fat whatsoever you might have boobs, Ten. *flushes after being so blunt*

 

Yo+ur lack o+f caring is actually really nice. So+ thanks fo+r that. We're a bisexual species by nature, but the mo+ment yo+u start do+ing different things with gender peo+ple get all huffy and co+nfused. Tho+ugh the who+le team came aro+und at so+me po+int.

And that's also+ a pun!

 

@Porrim Maryam
"...Something evidently went wrong between Beforus and Alternia, seeing as Alternian trolls are hermaphrodites...", you remark.

 

I'd pro+bably still find a way to+ be "difficult".

 

Bow chica bow wow