shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Is that really a bad outcome, given the last time Captain Life Support tied Captain Nichrome up...? =]]]]

Can Oar be an exception.

 

*knowing look* *friendly laugh* I'm not gonna argue with that.

 

how do rumors of my berth habits get around the ship so fast again?

which part of that are you not gonna argue with? the part where i'm drunkenly questioning which pronouns i should use for myself or the fact that my relationship with my co-captains is uh "not in accordance with code of conduct"

 

Mostly the relationship part. As in, "go get the booty, Nichrome!"

That kind of "not gonna argue with."

I honestly don't care about what pronouns you use, so in a sense (but not the sense I was going for there), I'm not gonna argue with that either.

 

...happened in CAPTAIN SWIFTWING'S habsuite. He practically encourages the sec crew to post videos of every time he self-services, most of them just keep an eye on his camera out of habit now.

 

I'm PRETTY sure it's bad manners to try and seduce a mech who's currently on a date. Pretty sure.

Swiftwing why.

 

Do you want to be a colonial? Uh, a she-colonial? A femme! Because that would be okay.

If he breaks the rules, someone else can make him cry.

 

uhhhhhhh
maybe? i don't fragging know? i want another drink.

can i show him the bomb i threatened to shove down his fuel intake again that's really fragging funny.

 

But threesome. (Foursome?) Isn't Jetski with the captains' group anyway? Just invite him, worked well enough last time.

Because Captain Swiftwing is a vain spawn of a glitch and apparently SOME mechs like encouraging him for some reason.

(...there may or may not be a running bet on how many overloads he can cram into one session. Current frontrunners get some percentage or other of the others' stipends, don't remember what exactly because am not in that pool.)

Does being a disgusting pile of slag count as breaking the rules or do I have to wait until he starts harassing Jetski again >=[

 

Flux left me this bottle of engex! I'll share.

And yes. If he breaks the rules.

We can't punish him for rules that weren't there when he started doing it! Besides, I want to see how scared he is of Captain Nichrome.

But. You know. Maybe.

 

should't you share engex with your date instead?
or are threesomes actually on the table
not literally
unless you are into that
i should drink so i can stop talking

 

Not tonight, maybe later. We'd all have to talk about it!

And trust me, there is plenty for all three of us. Jetski and I shouldn't finish it all on our own anyway. I'm too drunk to do a proper toxin purge on anyone right now.

 

And here I thought I'd never find anything Inject is actually better at than you, but he's never been too wasted for any medical procedure far as I know.
Suck it, Decepticons can hold their engex better.
#Con-Pride

 

I'm really bummed that you guys are getting drunk on stuff that probably won't work on me. On the other hand I'm poison-resistant like hell so give me some of that.

 

You really wanna drink corrupted machine fuel? Really, Jame, really?

*makes a face* Yuck!

 

I want to try it. Just to see. Remember I'm immune to pretty much anything except wyrm venom.

 

Well, I can eat literal shit and live, but that doesn't mean I wanna try that anytime soon.

 

Congratulations, you're less stupid than me.

but it's not like you charge whole armies by yourself having forgotten your helmet, so I think we already knew that.

 

... am I allowed to potentially poison an organic for science or is that against the mandate?

 

The organic claims to be poison resistant.