Does anyone need an evil mistress? If some hero gets you I´ll go supervillain myself but till then I´ll just slink around in very sexy and fashionable gowns.
I'm that grouchy sarcastic mid-level villain who just wants her paycheck and doesn't really give a damn. In some later arc the heroes go to me for help and I'm Ms. Exposition but possibly betray them later because I still don't care.
I think I'll have my SVSona be Dr. Oops. First name might be "Hazard". Mostly comic relief, except there's some little known canon that renders me potentially terrifying. The heroes are lucky this villain is the kind of crazy where you stay in bed all day instead of the kind where you want everyone dead (like in that one AU where I was quietly in the background of a major conflict, engineering a hyper pathogen that suddenly wiped out all human life). Dr. DIE-ode! XD no but for real, the heroes mix up us science types a lot. I get spiky haired kids on my lawn demanding to know where the laser is, you get some mutant test subjects seeking vengeance for being brought into this world. XD
I was gonna say doctor geode, but then realised you were not wiwaxia, the rock nerd, but withanH, the space nerd sigh wait are you a rock nerd too? i dont even know anymore :P
I'm loving that people are enjoying this thread!! Everyone please to be as self-indulgent as possible.
I'm sorry, that was too perfect. I am not in fact a rock nerd - I only know a little about space rocks!
...you see, I'm one of those people that can't even play an evil character path in a video game because I start crying. So I have very little idea what kind of supervillian I would be. Probably assisting @asynch in some complicated world optimization scheme, or backing up @Anomal(eee) on going full "burn it down" mode. Either that, or I'm breaking the world just so things are quiet god can you turn down the volume please.
Okay, no, the more I think about it, the more I'm certain @asynch is the head of our little supervillian trio, with all their schemes and charts and lists and experiments. @Anomal(eee) is on hand for when asynch just needs something to BURN. And me? I have the entryway chamber to the vault decorated with pillows, where I nest, make tea for minions/captured heroes/passersby, tell nice stories, give good advice, and bite your head off if you're too loud or you try to get in my sister's stuff.
I honestly thought you meant a Literal Five-Headed Dragon. XD Okay, guys, wait, I just realized who Dr. Oops reminds me of: The Professor from Futurama. About that level of morality/giving a fuck, except instead of an old man they're an nb with depression. Also less space travel and more mutant hybrid monsters.
@emythos wouldn't it be more fun to just steal the makeup? XD that said, Dr. Oops wouldn't mind getting a five-finger discount on the more expensive reagents they need (although that would likely be supporting animal testing, in case you've got a moral feeling about that)
