Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

Discussion in 'Boat Trolls RP' started by jacktrash, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. jacktrash

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    ok help me decide. does bel:
    1. just randomly walk up and light his hair on fire?
    2. make his smartass remarks louder and louder until ironfuck hears them and reacts?
    3. inform ironfail with icy politeness that no, he cannot have xyz refitting service, because he killed the only crew members who can do it, congratulations sir, well done, you're a credit to the fleet
    4. start assassinating clown crew one for one with sunslammer crew that gets killed, and see how long it takes ironfist to notice?
    ps you are good at villains he's awful <3
     
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  2. roach

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    1: nno that doesnt feel right. Let it be smth bel fantasizes about!
    2: i like this, itd be one of things erskin was referring to abt bel bein difficult
    3: wah this is sad. But yeah maybe!
    4: how about he does this AND gets away with it and earns even more hero points with the crew.

    What if Ironfist's refusing to let erskin distract him from demanding sime particular service of the mechanics? And bel steps in and tells him whats up and where he can stick it? THEN gets clobbered before erskin can figure out how to stop it.
     
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  3. roach

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    Ps erskin probably looks pretty fuckin rough by that point.
     
  4. jacktrash

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    ok bel has been killing clowns on the sly since erskin informed him that he can't do anything about it openly. ironfist is down 10 subjugs now. their bodies have been composted. no one saw them, no one has ever heard of them, nope doesn't ring a bell, no idea sir, couldn't tell you.

    jussec lemme figure out how to write it.
     
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  5. roach

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    The hydroponics guys are like 'you should do more gardening sir youve really got a knack for fertilzer'
     
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  6. jacktrash

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    "don't thank me, guys, thank ironfist, he brought us a load of manure"
     
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  7. jacktrash

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    bel is going to be uncommon difficult to clobber despite not being a seadweller, he's expecting it and he's willing to fight so very dirty. for starters, he may have hit sigmah up for drugs and have borrowed a needlekind card so he can stick ironfist with a hypo or two in time of need. he has also planted useful items around the dock in case of a fight, and is good at using terrain. he's excited to see how completely he can humiliate ironfist. because see then ironfist will want to fight HIM and leave erskin alone. martyrdom win!

    edit: which is not to say he will necessarily win the fight. ironfist might pulp him. preferences?
     
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  8. jacktrash

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    if bel gets his ass beat, that kinda clears the stage for whitey to roll up his sleeves and make ironfist an offer he can't refuse.
     
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  9. roach

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    okay, erskin's got the same eye damage as bel first saw him with: fresh gouges around the socket over the old scars and the same eyepatch. it is now very obvious when Ironfist's last visit was.

    also i like the idea of bel losing, but not by enough of a margin to die or even be seriously wounded. he gives ironside a hell of a fight, so ironside pulls back once bel's ass is kicked just enough to stay down. it could be a grudging surrender? like bel realizes he doesn't have to fight to the death now that ironside is thoroughly pleased with him, so he yields before he seriously damages himself? like, erskin has definitely been pacing himself without any expectation of winning much of anything, just dragging out a very long and humiliating running battle. bel could fight until he's pretty sure he's managed to take erskin's place?

    like bel probably could kill the guy, but he might get taken out too, and even if he survived everyone is going to be in a LOT of trouble.
     
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  10. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    ironfist is the kind of guy who wants to win, and win comfortably, but not SO comfortably that winning doesn't mean anything. so a tougher fight than erskin can put up would be a thrill, but if he were genuinely defeated and humiliated he'd probably have his ship tear the sunslammer apart and then take the slap on the wrist.
     
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  11. jacktrash

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    and bel's savvy enough to know that. gotcha. sounds like a plan.

    and then whitey can do his clever bastard thing and start the process of attaching strings to wavebane's minions. >:D
     
  12. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    oop, i edited erskin being fightey i think after you had bel go. should i take it out and put it in the next post, or do you want to edit?
     
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  13. jacktrash

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    put it in the next post, i reckon, it'll flow better that way. bel will grit his teeth a bit but stay focused on ironfist.
     
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  14. roach

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    suggestion: whitey's smuggling drugs that severely damage highbloods (and are probably way too lethal for lowbloods to even bother with), so galley's been turning a VERY cheerfully blind eye to the proceedings. whitey gets Ironfist hooked on them and sends him off with a big fucking crate, on the house.
     
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  15. jacktrash

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    YES. ooh and they are ALIEN drugs so whitey is kind of the only accessible supplier.

    i bet he gets them from humans.
     
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  16. jacktrash

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    i'm half expecting ironfist to come back with the navy seals copypasta :P
     
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  17. roach

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    ironfist is basically a tornado with a spiked club, though he hasn't been using club and gauntlet to fight erskin, because it's not intimate. the gauntlet and mace are for things he want dead fast.
     
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  18. jacktrash

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    i should go spin down for sleepings, make sure my schedule doesn't get messed up again. beat-up boys can get their gingerly mack on tomorrow. :3

    ps that fight was so fun to write
     
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  19. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    maybe it is tooting my own horns but i still privately get a kick out of erskin's penchant for really profound understatement.
     
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  20. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    it is probably fair for bel to be a bit insulted in turn that erskin just straight up didn't consider 'hey this decorated frontline combat specialist isn't up to the job of actually doing any fighting', even if he also knows that erskin hasn't ever had anyone he could actually rely on.

    maybe this whole Event could be the catalyst for bel getting serious about giving erskin some actual martial arts training? erskin like 'i'm so busy' and bel like 'yes and now you are busy with boxing'

    i feel like 'randomly showing up and egging your kismesis into a combat lesson whenever they least want you to' is the kind of traditionally romantic shmoop bel would really enjoy.
     
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