shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

That's the plan! Whatever it takes to+ get there she really do+es seem like she needs to+ settle do+wn a bit fo+r o+nce.

 

'S my job.

 

Leave for a few hours and everything's interface again. At least this place is predictable =]]

 

This is a different kind o+f talk.

 

I know. You go do weird mollification sex or whatever, none of my business.

 

I Am So Very Scandalized By This. So. Scandalized.
That Smiley Is Pointing The Wrong Direction. No Smiles Here. Only Horrified Staring.

 

Pap pap?

 

-purrs-

 

Oh no, not the bitings. Anything but the bitings.

Oh nice, we can do science.

 

Yes. The bitings. Unfo+rtunately since so+meo+ne has to+ be a brat with evil mind co+ntro+l blo+o+d I can't bite as hard as I'd like. We may have to+ take o+ther measures. Thankfully I have hands.

The best kind o+f science to+o+. We have data to+ co+llect fo+r o+ur papes so+o+n to+ be sent o+ff to+ an academic jo+urnal.

 

This Is Not The Scientific Research i Want To Know About.

 

You do? What would you do with them? Assume stubborn recalcitrance.

Mmm. I've been an experimental subject for myself before, that could be fun.

 

I can find ano+ther publisher.

 

Yo+u're go+ing to+ get slapped at this rate.

As have I. We need to+ trade no+tes! Really tho+ugh we do+, so+ we can find o+ut what the o+ther is interested in. That and perso+nal bo+undaries. That so+rt o+f thing.

 

Oh really.

Yes. Plus there are many things where I just don't damn well know what I like or what's too much.

 

Yes. Really.

Also+ it so+unds like we're go+ing to+ need to+ do+ so+me tho+ro+ugh research then.

 

I'm not sure just a slap or two would do any good. And yes, thorough research is called for. And copious note-taking.

 

We'll see. We can upgrade to+ spankings if need be. Humiliatio+n do+es a number o+n peo+ple yo+u kno+w.

And just where are all my go+o+d no+te taking pens.

 

I don't think I ever got those. Every ... parental figure I had was way scarier than that. The threat of being fed to a zombie horse was rather ... effective.

 

...

Yeah I think we'll skip o+n that and just get yo+u o+ver my knee.