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Applying the scientific method to everything you do does not require you to do everything that I do. I believe this is what Dipper would call a "pro tip"?

 

You don't have to be condescending, you-

 

Primus, bro, I hardly think anyone here is judging you for what you are or aren't interested in! Deep ventilations. You're not judging him, right...

...Stan? Is it Stan? Not really used to your species, sorry!

 

Stan's my brother. I'm Ford. (Our parents named us Stanley and Stanford because we were twins.) And I'm not judging him. I don't usually try to be funny because I am rather bad at it. Sorry about that.

 

See, Stentato?

Oh! Are twins common in your species?

 

Not common, but not rare either. They're far more common in my wife's species.

 

Everyone on our colony is a twin. But it turns out they're pretty rare outside of it? And nobody is like we are on Devisiun.

 

How so?

 

...to answer Stentato's original question, yes, interface apparently a common topic here even when no mechanoids are involved. Personally don't understand why (beyond that any informal socialization will, given time, produce at least one spike joke), but at least most of them are decent about dropping the topic when asked.

...Licentus doesn't have many naturally-twinned sparks, for extraneous datapoint. Unsure how ratio compares to Cybertronian or Divisi...an? Devisen? (What is adjectival for "of Devisiun"?) populations.

 

Honestly, I am mildly amused that that topic is present among your people as well. For all the difference between organic and mechanic, it appears the local sentient species aren't that different.

 

Sapient species generally possess both reproductive capabilities and some form of humor. Eventually the two combine. Seems a universal constant.

 

Universal constants are great. They don't leave you hanging.

 

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Why do people try to become trees together so often?

 

That's because, when you aren't doing it (and sometimes even when you are), sex is inherently funny.

Sex can be a source of incredible emotional and physical pleasure; sex between lovers can be an act of near-mystical emotional communion; and all of the physical acts that are part of the process are also somewhat to extremely ridiculous. Largely because bodies do inherently ridiculous things.

Until you find yourself in the wrong universe.

 

I thought of it all on my own, Valiska, but I did think it would be something Ford might have said when he was young.

 

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Oh great now I get to run a virus scan again

 

Um...are you okay? I don't understand what you're saying.

 

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