"guys" "guys I can't see, someone needs to move so I can see, this is like the only person I've ever wanted to not kill, I need to know if the intern's dead or not"
dammit guys My face must be a damn tomato by now ------- you guys finally get back in, im just standing there, kay is nowhere in sight
yesssssssss the awkward moment of "Hey, you aren't super dead! Wait, wait a second." *worried looks around* *angry hissing* "Who just kicked me!?"
turns around, screams "well it totally wasn't me and it totally wasn't on purpose because you're IN MY LINE OF SIGHT"
the henchmen are all gathered around some random terrified civilian holding a shaky camera phone offering advice "hey, take it horizontally" "quick, selfie" "dude stop shaking the phone"
*startles, freezes, then begins to disappear* not like she couldn't probably stop that XD It doesn't work as well when it's not being used with grins to be annoying. "oh, really? maybe you shouldn't have STEPPED ON ME" poor person they later realize that they are now the unoffical cameraperson, and panic MORE.
I doubt I even have to do the hand-hover. my gaze is ice on your spine. also @Imoyram yeah i think it would be good if we weren't related in this'un :D and likely the extent of what happened to the intern is just that ... I turned and walked out. the photoshoot was done.
I feel its important to say, i'm attempting to draw a scary helmet for my villain, I say attempting because i'm worried i've drawn a squiddle.
okay I know who I am! I'm a hench or assistant of some sort, with effective immortality of some sort. Like, kill me and I come back in the next scene, kill me and dispose of the body and I come back in a couple of scenes. (and if you didn't dispose of the body chances are it's still lying there and I'm going to have to clean it up while grumbling about it at some point, because seriously, who makes someone clean up their own corpse?) And most of the time I'm just kind of apathetic and snarky and don't actually bother with the errands I was sent on because seriously, this plan isn't going to work even if I do do them, and I tell the villains why their plans won't work, and then I end up having to come back in the next scene AGAIN. But every once in a while I just get fed up and decide to solve things the way too much force and no complicated plans way, and just. hit the hero in the back of the head with a baseball bat while they're listening to the villain monologue, or something.
lol it'd be like "what happened are you still alive tell us" "she just ... walked out." "*GASP*" "DASTARDLY!" "oh senpai *swoon*"
"Oh, are you suuuure." *scooches closer* *uncomfortable squeak* "sempai stop noticing me" SQUIDDDLE HEELMEET yessssssss good *HUGS THE INTERN* "how are you not dead"
"I will show up inside your bedroom in the dead of night with a katana in hand if you do not MOVE. RIGHT NOW."
