Kintsugi Supervillainsonas

"sheesh, fiiiiiiiine."
*moves away, trying to maintain dignity like it was my idea*

 

"thank you." peers inside, only to realize that Kay is gone ".....SHE'S GONE EVERYONE GET IN THERE WE NEED TO FIND THE INTERN IF SHE DIDN'T, LIKE, DISPOSE OF THE BODY ALREADY"

 

"Wait, what? Crap, everyone move!"
*startle flail*

 

"I'm okay guys I'm right here."

 

"OH THANK GOD" tackles the intern

 

*GLOMP*
"What happened!? Did she do anything, are you like, brainwiped now, did she SAY anything? are you traumatized for life???"

 

(I have done everything needed to do before bed, so now I can just collapse whenever I want to)
(thats why I'm here afater saying im gonna go to bed)
(also cause I'm irresponsible)

"she just looked at me, and then.. left?"
"I was really worried for a second though"

 

"yeah yeah tell us!! what'd she do??"

edit: sniped

 

(go to SLEEP)
(sleep is good)

"oh holy shit. thank god you are okay." hugs the intern tightly

 

(gosh dang it XD)
"that is TERRIFYING"
*more tight hug*

 

(cough COUGH cedar

)

*accepts hugsand wonders how they managed to become someone half the villains like*

 

(that was DIFFERENT, I had a REASON then)

 

intern is the universal morality pet
well, 'morality'

 

(the fun of getting... glomp hugged and talking about supervillains is more important than sleep (:P))

 

(no it isn't now go to bed)

 

(I agree. sleep, what that)

 

(YOU. YOU STOP ENCOURAGING.)

 

(i'll go to bed at midnight if we havent stopped talking by then, good? :P (midnight is like, 20 from now for me))

 

(yes, sleep)

(see, I'm being good!)

 

(okay good. I will settle for this. also, I am an hour ahead of you, it seems.)

(good.)