shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Same word for enemy in our language.

 

And thus veritably fascinating in its myriad ways of expression with variable amounts of affection.

 

I like Destroyer Bitch's cat more.

 

From what little has reached my acoustic meatus about the personage in question, a feline entity picquing her curiousity is something yours truly cannot quite hope to compete against. After all, I am but an ordinary housecat.

 

What the fuck did you even just say.

 

Do you want an owner. I know a wordy nerd of a pirate.

 

I believe the judge is quite self sufficient without an owner. The occassional scritch can be administered by what he prefers to call "friend". That would be me. Isn't that so, dear friend?

 

But you're enjoying it, aren't you? Is that the faint hint of a smile on your lovely, damned face?

It is a wicked sort of happiness, but I will take it and run with it.

 

I enjoy nothing because the last time I dared I was made to eat nothing but black licorice for a month. You cannot bring me joy. I cannot be made to smile.

This here is a traditional Alternian war scowl. Clearly.

 

* So.
* It's been a while.
* I guess there's a lot of new faces around here.
* And, uh... some people without any faces at all...?
* ...
* Listen.
* I know we all had a lot of fun playing whack the flower, back in the day.
* But I just want to hang out, watch the argument, and maybe eat some popcorn.
* Could somebody with hands lend me some popcorn?

 

I hear the best way to deal with talking flowers involves cleansing fire.

 

* Wow.
* Talk about a warm welcome.

 

Besides I've been told by other people from your dimension not to trust you.

 

* Yeah, I know.
* Big bad Flowey, that friendly little smile is full of thorns.
* ...
* Would you believe me if I told you, I've had a change of heart?
* Because I did.
* Not the stupid "oh, I've seen the error of my ways" kind of thing either.
* I just... remembered something.
* Something important to me.

 

Do tell, mister flower. What is important to you?

 

* We're not nearly good enough friends for me to give you all the juicy details.
* (Not to mention it's still heavy spoilers...)
* But let's just say...
* I died for what I believed in.
* And I finally remembered why it mattered so much.
* I don't regret it anymore.

 

@The Shitposting Orb
Yo OrBrOsIs I gOt ToLd To MoVe HeRe I tHiNk?

 

yes we did

 

SeEmS lIkE a NiCe PlAcE, mAn

oR sIs

NoT sUrE

 

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