shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Kids, am I right.

 

I would expect no less of her.

 

I can't decide if that's a compliment.

 

I Think Its Supposed To Be One

 

I don't know what you are saying, I'm not fluent in in farts. Oh wait *farts*

Val, him and me did some shit in the day. There was this once where we literally made a giant robot only for killing. But Ford being Ford, of course had to shut it down.

 

[Nick like this]
Family man, huh? Good for you pal. Have you ever thought about having kids one day?

 

It is.

 

Not at any time in the last 20 years.

 

Shame, you would make a good father.

 

My girlfriend already has four kids.

 

That's right! And two of them are still toddlers! I'm done having babies, sorry @Nick Valentine! We can fuss over our siblings' kits.

 

Sanchez, we are not on a single-breath basis.

My name is Valiska.

Dr Pines if you're nasty.

Did Ford know it was just for killing before he shut it down? Because I think I've heard this story before, only it was a portal that time.

 

*stands there idly flicking her claws in and out of the slits in her gloves*

 

I am here to encourage bad decisions if you need me, bitch.

 

Ripping his throat out would seem like cleaning up a mess that's been festering for a while. However, I don't want to make anyone feel more revolted than they already are.

 

If you do it just right though it might be aesthetically pleasing. Like an art show, but with an asshole's corpse.

 

And that's why I'm loath to do it. Because that's on the slope towards damnation and I'm afraid of being evil because I'm so damn good at it.

 

*sighs* The art scene was so much better back when cave painting was a thing...

It had much less of... that.

 

I have heard of this thing called "hipster" and my Gods, Norm, that is pretty fucking hipster.

 

And that pussy of a brother of yours is afraid of you why? Tch.

(Oh no the wrong account)