shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Ahh! I'm sorry I didn't mean offense, I... do I know you from somewhere?
O-oh. You don't happen to be that Lacuna? Oh boy that is...
I- that is. We are very big fans of your work!

Yes but I am afraid she will get hurt more seriously if I'm not aorund to make sure she doesn't do something silly! I worry so much. About both of them, really just because Starglider is less prone to start a fight doesn't mean he... ah she today, doesn't mean she doesn't get into danger just as often

 

My work? :o

 

You know your. Your work. Your modelling work. Primus, this is embarrassing.

 

Oh, uh...

I haven't done any! Maybe I do in the future? That sounds... really nice, actually, wow. A model? Me??

 

Welcome to guardianship! Spark spasms from terror and tenderness both!

 

Actually most organics are driven mad by prolonged solitude. My species is a little more tolerant of solitude than humans but what we really can't survive is being enslaved or imprisoned. We either get out of it or we die.

Kits can't maintain a stable body temperature on their own for the first few weeks and require skin contact, but you can keep two warm a little more easily than just one because they snuggle together. You can even put them in a warm basket long enough to take a bath. They also will die of loneliness, but cold will get them first. Singletons need more constant contact and attention and they fuss a lot when you try to get back to your work, even if you have them on your back or in a sling.

 

Oh yes. Quite successful too. Lovely poses, very great scenarios. Heh. Or is this a time shenanigans thing, I-i'm a medic not a scientist I don't know what to be careful about with time stuff!

That sounds... medically inadvisable but I assume you mean it as a figure of speech.
... you do right?

 

A model! It really is different in space!

 

Sounds like Sixer n'me back on Glass Shard Beach.

 

...what sort of model?

-He narrows his eyes at Half-life, flaring protectively.-

 

W-well I'm sure you are also very successful at what you did before you put out your first calendar! And, uh... the work you do with Nichrome is quite breathtaking really. will do? Ahh time stuff.

-he squeeks nervously but doesn't say anything-

 

I said, what kind of model?

 

Oh, only softcore.

 

WHAT

 

please stop shouting this is an incredibly silly thing to get worked up about!

 

Yes, she's very good at it.

 

I won't have you looking at my sister as some sort of-of exotic commodity!

 

Stentato.

 

Don't make a big deal about it. Just go... cool off a bit, okay? Okay.

 

Nothing exotic about her.