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I... we don't? It's just... hard to find tasteful stuff about minibots :c

That's mean, Throttle! She is very pretty.

 

Yeah, okay, he's going to chill out somewhere else.

You know, the funny thing is, we weren't considered minibots until we left Devisiun! Size is relative, I guess.

 

It is! it's hard to remember when we haven't dealt with average sized cybertronians in a while that Throttle, Sunshower and I are considered exceptionally short.

 

Awww, you look a good size to me! And you don't even need anyone else to transform, right?

 

...You're prettier

Makes it easier to sneak out of people's notice.

 

Oh what an interesting phenomenon. No I do not need anyone else to form my altmode, but it is also a non-vehicular one, which explains my diminutive frame in comparison to medics with passanger capabilities!

 

no you're prettier <3

 

You look like a... monitor, right? That sounds really useful for a medic! How lucky for you that it shook out that way, haha.

 

Oh yes. Lucky.

 

um.

 

Oh, uh. Are you an... MTO? I'm sorry, I don't fully understand the cultural baggage associated with that, I hope I wasn't insensitive. I just thought you liked being a medic and your alt-mode seems nice for that, even if I'm not functionalist, so it seemed... lucky, sorry, sorry!

 

Oh no, please don't worry! It's okay I do in fact like being a medic it's very near and dear to my spark! And yes my altmode is in fact quite useful for it because... well who would built someone with a useless altmode, right? haha.
Hah.
I'm sorry are you upset?

 

Anyway, um...

Want to know more about Devisen altmodes?

 

I'd love to, if you don't midn explaining!

 

Well... I don't really know how to explain how it works because it's normal to me. Um...

 

Oh, yes, keeping them together would help with temperature regulation, wouldn't it? And of course a singlet would have protocols to cling to safety longer than part of a litter, in that case...

Yes, I do. Certainly feels just as uncomfortable, but unless you're already fading I'm mostly certain you can't actually die of sparklings being too cute.

 

You told me that the shopkeeper's wife GAVE you that candy while I was talking to him about stars!

 

You really believed that?

 

That's what they always say but not even Starglider is that charming. Whirlybird isn't either despite being convinced she owns the universe and not just us.

 

It's STILL funny how dumb you are... for such a SMART GUY, IQ!