Forum game: Corrupt-a-Wish

you are taller, but it is not even growth, it is as though you have been stretched in one particular area, and your arms remain the same length they were before.

I wish I had a kunekune piglet.

 

You have one lodged in your throat.

I wish for perfect health.

 

Granted! You will never age, get sick, or injured! You are now a lich.

I wish for a blueberry pie.

((Oops, forgot the wish :|))

 

(pssst don't forget to make a wish)

 

you have a blueberry pie. it is full of spiders.

i wish for a library containing every book ever written

 

Granted! It has every book ever written, but they've all been translated into a language you can't read.

I wish for a new tablet.

 

Here you go!



...well, new to YOU, close enough for government work.

I wish my neighbors would turn their stereo off.

 

They will.

Eventually.


I wish that my lich powers included omniscience, omnipotence, and extreme wisdom, without my head exploding.

 

Congrats! you have those now
and since you are such a terrifying being, hereos have come to slay you
well, they poof you out of existence, close enough

I wish to not have to clean my room ever

 

Granted! You don't have a room to clean anymore. Just a burrow.

I wish to be able to eat all I want and not gain more mass than I want, and for it to not be unhealthy.

 

Granted! Air has 0 calories, and it's very healthy to consume!
I wish I had a laser cannon.

 

Your laser cannon is so powerful that, should you ever fire it, you'll ignite the atmosphere and kill everyone including yourself.

I wish for world peace.

 

psychic aliens arrive and turn everyone into zombie mindslaves, leaving the world in a perfectly peaceable state.

i wish my dog would stop barking so much

 

Granted! Your dog now only barks every once in a while. Randomly. Just once at a time. It will never stop.

I wish for perfect hair.

 

Your hair is perfect, but it also appears to have replaced every other part of your body. You are nothing but sentient, perfect hair.
I wish I could snuggle with cute people more often.

 

You're now a puppy in a child care center.

I wish I could understand people speaking.

 

You can understand people speaking but now you can't understand writing

I wish for a binder that fit

 

granted. You're a piece of paper in a plastic binder.

I wish I had unlimited money.

 

you have unlimited money, in another country's currency.

I wish for more licorice.

 

Everything is licorice. It surrounds you. Actually, it's multiplying. Soon it will cover you and crush you under its delicious weight.
I wish for my room to be cleaner.