shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

If Jetski is that worried about being connected, Jetski does not have to be involved =]

"Eliminating barriers to peaceful unification" is, after all, part of a representative's duties...

 

...Well, maybe if you do it soon! I'm too. Er. Busy. To be involved at the moment. =#/

 

Do need something to do while you're using our hab =]]]]]]]]

 

Also

Why is the plan always airlocks??? Just remove or destroy his head, siphon off the energon, and dismantle him, his internals are obviously still functional enough to be used as spares. Implosion would make that really hard, unless he's spaceworthy in which case airlocking him wouldn't do anything???

 

Gess!
Don't eat used energon. =[[[

 

??? If it's not fully processed it still has some nutritional value, no sense letting it go to waste

 

Gess it's been in someone. =[[[[

 

And??? Most spikes have been in someone too, doesn't mean they're single-use

 

-looks around, and up. And up. And up.- "Der schpark vot made hyu lot must haff had sum size eessues."

 

-snickers- "Eeef hyu meen vot hy tink hyu meen, hy agree."

 

Spike: external interface equipment.

 

GESS
THAT'S DIFFERENT
...somehow

 

"""Somehow""
They're all body parts, energon just happens to be liquified

 

"Hyu meen fuckink? Hy deedn´t know clenks deed dot."

 

Some do, some don't. Point stands.

 

Well- you can drink it! I am definitely not drinking my boss. >~<
I bet he tastes bad anyway

...What are clanks?

 

Half-processed never tastes as good as fresh anyway, but it's all fuel so whatever =]]

 

Well, dicks aren't liquid, you know...

 

"Hyu are! Critterz vot iz made ov metal."

 

Yes, but if someone somehow lost theirs, and wanted another one, getting the new one from someone who's already dead is much easier than finding a living donor =P