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Right you are, Highlord.

 

Give it to you?

Well, if you insist...

*The screen begins to fade to black...

*You are filled with a sense of dread at Mara's tone

((that wording oh my god, burt, you poor magnificent bastard))

 

...........................

 

Tori, I thought you spent years with the Southern Host. How on earth could you be around soldiers so much and still have so much innocence?

 

Jame the Southern Host is hardly a giant phallus that speaks in never ending innuendo. You're talking like I'm a child. Even you have to admit this is just a bit...Off. I mean look at it, it's green and has wheels!

 

But has this or has this not made you make a mess in your precious little highlord pants, Politics Machighkingman. That is the pressing issue here.

 

Yeah, someone needs to shoo it back into the proper dimension. I can't imagine it will do well here.

 

I reserve the right to refuse to answer that question.

At any rate, while that isn't quite the reaction I feel you should have it is comforting. Somewhat. In another way it just concerns me with how it's going to be shooed.

 

So the answer is yes. Got it.

Get a dick, Destroyer Bitch. Stat.

 

I tend to be good at that. Alternatively we could just laugh at it until it retreats.

 

O_o

Indeed.

On that note, someone may wish to warn the Burt fellow of what he has actually just requested of the demon before he ends up on the list of things the demon has done well here...

 

...perhaps they are right in that I spend a bit too much time with wulvers. That statement came off as a bit questionable.

 

I'm figuring Burt might deserve it.

 

Change that to a dog dick. Wolf. Whatever. Stupid hound.

 

At the very least, Burt may perhaps...distract...the peculiar entity for a sufficient enough period time such that we may be able to concoct a means by which we may exeunt the creature from this plane of existence.

 

Shoooooouldn't the PG-13 Hammer be enough to throw it out? On the other hand I'm still here and weeeeeeeell

 

If me talking with the robots about dicks didn't get us thrown out, I doubt the weird tentacle horror using innuendo will get it thrown out. Heck, I don't even know if it really wants to fuck or if is just talking like it does by accident. It's a tentacle horror after all, so there's no real reason for one of those to fuck the same way everyone else does.

 

Iunno, it only actually went off with someone who agreed with it. Why we gotta chase it out?

 

Well... it is apparently the Embodiment of Evil, whatever that means.

And I'm not sure what would happen if made a deal with the dorito demon but I bet it wouldn't be good.

The innuendo, though, that can stay. I don't wanna fuck or think about fucking the weird tentacle horror, but I'm not offended by it talking about it. Grossed out, yeah, but not offended.

 

There are much worse things in all the worlds than big green talking genitalia with tentacles.