shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

In me. Specifically. Emotional intimacy is infinitely more terrifying and dangerous than any sort of physical intimacy. Dangerous, even. So having it as a facet of my personality is repellent. I can, occasionally, project when I'm feeling particularly nasty.

I am aware of how ridiculous this sounds.

 

So you don't think that I'm disgusting because-

You're not scared of being friends with me?

 

...I'm not sure my response to that will be so helpful, because I find it mildly silly too, but at the same time I understand that people can't control how they feel about people. I just almost wish there was something I could do to shatter your mental image of me, because this gets awkward.

 

*laughs* Well, I know for sure that my mental image of you would be shattered if you trapped me back in my lamp.

 

Okay, but that's not a thing I would do. I'm pretty fundamentally against encroachment of liberty of that kind.

...that's not helping, is it.

 

Er. Yeah. It's not. Sorry.

But I appreciate you being against that kinda thing, even if you also think I'm sorta annoying. Which you probably do, honestly.

 

Yes. But if annoying was a crime, I would have been arrested at approximately age six.

 

*laughs* Yeah. Gay Baby Jail would be Gay Preschooler Jail.

'Cause, well, all six year olds are like that...

 

I'm sure you learned to talk before age 6, Sev, you'da been life without parole for Annoying before then. ^________~

 

And then there's the children I was socialized with. *shudders*

...you may have a point.

 

*laughs* They inherited way too much from their parents, huh?

 

But wait.

I'm certain you would have been arrested for annoying before you learned to talk, Riki.

 

Yes.

 

Well, I mean, I learned to climb at about the same time, so it's kind of a toss up! Good guess, though! ^_^

 

You sure her crime wouldn't be 'over-memeing'?

 

Oh god. Now I'm picturing tiny Riki escapades.

I don't think that crime exists, honestly.

 

Well... true. Memes are too fun to be overdone.

 

That's quitter talk.

 

Absolutely not. I promise.

 

Cuddle puddles're totally shitposting. Shhh.