Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Oh man, I was looking up the imdb of someone we used to sell weed to, because we're watching a show he was an extra in, and wow, talk about Hollywood racism - gang member, taliban fighter, insurgent, homeless father. But it was also kind of hilarious because he has literally 82 pictures of himself, and I can guaran-damn-tee you he uploaded at least 80 of them himself. He's that kind of person.

 

hey Canadians and Pokemon lovers





*falls over laughing*

 

i yelled FUCK out loud just now hope nobody heard that

 

hot liquid egg yolk: ideal, wonderful, a messy but glorious breakfast experience

cold solid egg yolk: existential dread, a sensory nightmare, smells like death

discuss.

 

cold liquid egg yolk is the worst, feels like mucus and makes me regret breakfast entirely.

cold solid egg yolk is okay, as long as it has salt and i don't cram the whole thing in my mouth

hot liquid egg yolk is the best. that's all. it's just the best.

 

hot liquid egg yolk: a good, makes my body happy, because i didnt grow up with it makes my brain worry about salmonella a bit sometimes
cold solid egg yolk: bad flavor. makes me sad.
the weird texture of egg yolk in ramen in japan: the best, absolute love

 

hot liquid egg yolk: ffffuuucking delish omg
cold liquid egg yolk: ...ok i guess
hot solid egg yolk: yay ::3
cold solid egg yolk: superior to cold cooked egg white, but still needs some salt & pepper

egg yolk scrambled with egg white in soy sauce: divine

 

excuse u cold cooked egg white is infinitely better then cold cooked yolk

 

All eggs, all the time :D :P

 

Unpopular Opinion: Eggs should be cooked until hard!!!! Non-solid yolk of any temperature is a sensory nightmare! Geh, everyone I know except my partner likes it runny and it's nausea-inducing.

Related: I like my scrambled eggs super hard too.

 

@Saro finally, someone who understands!

 

is there a sport whiter than golf

 

curling?

 

beer pong

 

@SpruceZeus well that depends- do you consider nascar a sport?

 

im not /just/ talking about the nature of the sport or the culture surrounding it here either i think about the massive ecological impact constructing a golf course has every time i think about the sport and i tell you what it gets my jimmies all kinds of rustled

 

I can't imagine NASCAR doesn't have a negative environmental impact, but I don't know if it's better or worse than golf

 

nascar is pretty terrible too

 

and while im bitching about stupid stuff that rustles my jimmies in the middle of the night when i should be asleep, fuck great white shark fearmongering too