shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*Scratches her chin and pets her*

 

*snuffles happily*

 

I think she likes me.

 

I think she does, too! She's really very sweet.

 

Woof.

 

*looks dubiously at the very large dog*

*is not a dog*

 

BOO!

 

*WHIMPER*

 

*WAG WAG WAG WAG*

 

Haha! I am the greatest of dogs! Give me your title!

 

*It becomes agitated and begins to twitch heavily. An unknown substance oozes uncontrollably from its many orifaces. *

 

...

@Burlesque I think I broke the organic.

 

I agree! Gosh, a world where no one cares about each other sounds like a very sad place indeed...

 

*grins* Hi!

*sighs* And yeah, it would be. It was, when I thought the world was like that.

*pauses*

Are you a lusus? One of those animals that take care of troll kids?

'Cause, well, you look like one. All white and animally and all...

 

Nope, I am afraid I have never heard of what this "lusus" creature is!

I'm a salmon shark, from the Sea Kingdom!

 

Ah. Well, I hadn't heard of lusii either, before Weirdmaggedon. Or trolls. It's all still pretty new to me too, all that Alternia stuff.

Sea Kingdom? You mean, like, Atlantis?

 

I'm afraid I've never heard of Atlantis, either.

The Sea Kingdom is the Sea Kingdom, an eastern underwater kingdom under the rule of Princess Uomi.

I work as something of an upper official there!

 

It's a place where everybody's nice!

Well, aside from my brother, but that's another story...

 

Pardon me if I don't quite believe generalizations...

 

So, it's basically like the Underground Pap's from, just under the sea instead of the ground?

Huh. I never knew that "under" was such a nice place.