Furvilla and You: A Guide to Serf Neopets

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Ouija, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    furvilla is begging to be saved from its government
     
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  2. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I just want to repeat a joke I made in the spreadsheet: Olde Foxbury is the best because it's the only town with a good excuse for all this rampant disease nonsense.
    :anon:
     
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  3. Raire

    Raire Turquoise Helicoid

    Still giggling
     
  4. Mercury

    Mercury Well-Known Member

    It bothers me so much that the shop flavor text is all in past tense.
     
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  5. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    oh my god, you're right.
    actually "periferal" is a variant of "peripheral" i use a lot.
     
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  6. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

    @Carnivore I just need a couple hundred each of daisies and daffodils- god, this region is cutesy- so depending on the Random Number God's favor I may even be starting it tonight.
     
  7. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    so basically im trading death in a bottle for sunshine and rainbow farts

    gud 2 kno

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    honestly though all this makes a fluff monster

    angry root, deadbow, eyeris (fuck this pun), mouth bean, infection plant, and laughing salads venus fly traps
     
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  8. plant guardian

    plant guardian Local Sword Gremlin

    I live in Olde Foxbury and I have gotten sick twice in two days.
     
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  9. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    @E.D. only twice??? you are a god among men i got sick eight times in the first day.
     
  10. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

    Best part: I'm gonna use the Wickerbeast to represent the Space Mutant Plant Monster.
     
  11. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    great now the beans are screaming youve excited them i just got them to quiet down

    the salads are laughing at my misfortune
     
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  12. plant guardian

    plant guardian Local Sword Gremlin

    Twice in two days with an average of 2.5 explorers. I am ready to accept my deity status.
     
  13. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    first of all fuck you? second of all teach me your secrets

    ALSO TO ANYONE IN QUETZAL PALACE WHO'S A WARRIOR im crying i need so many "dragon [x]" items and i cant gather any of it

    whats reasonable
     
  14. mek

    mek I AM THE LIZARD KING

    If you've still got the cobra, I'll buy it off you
     
  15. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

  16. mek

    mek I AM THE LIZARD KING

    Done bought! Pleasure doing business with you


    ETA
    They've added the option to move villages once, and halved the chance to catch illnesses
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2016
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  17. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    @mek thank you!

    Guide updated with village-hopping information accordingly.
     
  18. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    im doing my usual chill only play the pet game a bit each day cause im too chill for success, and i already got sick once
    like i sent my animal befriender out to befriend animals twice and suddenly illness
     
  19. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    I KEEP READING PAINTIES AS PANTIES
     
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  20. Mercury

    Mercury Well-Known Member

    These furry assholes get sick more often than I do, and I've already been sick four times in the past six months. (I've spent a total of a month and a half ill.) Halving the chance doesn't seem entirely sufficient, but I guess it's something. :T
     
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