Furvilla and You: A Guide to Serf Neopets

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Ouija, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

    Do it, for your own sanity

    I made the top-tier weapon for surprisingly cheap and now I'm just oneshotting fucking everything

    And you only need one! Nothing can hurt you when it's oneshotted so you don't need the best shield, and every weapon does as much damage as the best one equipped!
     
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  2. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    It's handy to have a top lel shield in case your dumb warrior cant hit five inches in front of their face and miss (especially in the case of rare to super rare monsters) but Onnastik is right: once you get a single top level weapon, everything can be OHKO'd.
     
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  3. Raire

    Raire Turquoise Helicoid

    @Carnivore
    Since you already have the axe, is there anything you want for it?
     
  4. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    Refitted a non-needed slot for blacksmith of top tier things so they can swap out with Braxis now and then. Gonna let him work while the warrior fights so I can earn some money.
     
  5. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    ....Why the actual fuck does it take 75 sword hilts and 25 anvils to make a sword. That isn't how that works. That isn't how any of this works. :psyduck: No wonder they're so expensive
     
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  6. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    @Raire Whatever you'd like to offer, tbh. I'm all set money-and-item wise, since most stuff has to be collected from my warrior drops or you aren't from the village I need items from :x i need just one more dragon spike, sobs.
     
  7. banshu

    banshu Patron Saint of Annoying Web Theme Workarounds

    Ban's Stats


    10/110 HP

    8))))))
     
  8. banshu

    banshu Patron Saint of Annoying Web Theme Workarounds

    ...i posted that without context whoops.

    frozen bone shields are like 600FC (less actually) and do +100HP, if you don't mind your element being 'balance' (if you're in cloudsdale it makes you very strong)
     
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  9. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    my ass would get destroyed with a balanced shield

    ill take my pitiful 85HP and not death thank you
     
  10. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

    Do animal husbanders get experience like some other crafters? Mine keeps failing at things and I'd really like that to start happening less kthx
     
  11. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    Nope, RNGesus just has no love for you, apparently.

    Luckily there's only a 10 minute wait time (unless you're sick ofc)
     
  12. Mercury

    Mercury Well-Known Member

    I love how friggin' WEIRD the monsters are. Here are these cute dewy-eyed furries in this cute cotton candy sky village fighting pretty pastel eldritch monstrosities. :3 Kudos to whoever thought them up, they're my favorite part of the game now.
     
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  13. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    when you put it like that, i'm reminded of madoka
     
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  14. Raire

    Raire Turquoise Helicoid

    Hmm I don't know what to really offer! I could pay in installments? I can forge a high tier balance weapon for you?
     
  15. banshu

    banshu Patron Saint of Annoying Web Theme Workarounds

    they remind me of the dolem from RahXephon, which is my favorite anime ever.

    [​IMG] [​IMG][​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  16. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    And warrior Papyrus has a new shield, tyvm for the recommendation.
     
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  17. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    Balance anything will have me murdered, since balance is weak to dark.

    Like I said just offer what you think is fair, it doesn't matter much to me. I'm all set on my end.
     
  18. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Mm I love good monster designs.
     
  19. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel certainly something

    Thought of the day: if they mostly make pills, does that make them apothecaries/pharmacists? I don't know why, but my brain was parsing the role as an MD than a PharmD.

    But I guess the setting is ye olde enough that it doesn't really matter. XD
     
  20. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    precious furries slay the kaiju: the movie, the book, the cheaply animated SB&HJ-esque holiday special
     
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