shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

We've all been called things. Had the words thrown at us, yes?
Take what you can get and give nothing back, Lacuna. Because if you wear the words like armor, they cannot pierce you.

 

And now I should be okay with this because I'm tough enough to deal with it. Which I am! But that doesn't make me wrong here. Don't talk down to me.

 

Neither side is wrong, I think.

Words mean things, but... when multiple meanings exist, clarification is necessary. And best done sooner rather than later.

 

...and here I am trying to broker a peace for an argument I'm not even involved in. Ugh. Sorry.

 

You know what?

I'm allowed to call myself whatever I want.

 

vwell.

i dont knowv vwhat that vwhole clusterfuck is about, and i kinda dont really care. im not a fan of sticking my nose vwhere it doesnt belong, yknowv? im considerate and caring like that. ill leavwe the nonsense to the rest of you vwhile im a real dowvn-to-beforus kinda guy rooting in the sidelines. theres really not enough people out there vwho knowv vwhen somethings not their business and stay out of it.

anyvways, before any of you revweal your true horrible selvwes and unfairly judge me before ivwe evwen got a chance to SPEAK, im going to showv you all something that may in fact destroy the vworld from its sheer glory. not to toot my owvn horn or nothing, im just calling it as i see it.

Spoiler: ZZ;)

thats right. thats me. you can svwoon nowv, if you vwant. theres no one here to judge and im not one of those prissy types vwho gets pissed about being found attractivwe.

 

You want to destroy the world too?! Awesome!!!

 

It feels like a lot of people here with wounds to their inner selves, poking at each other and wondering why everyone feels hurt.

 

Gods, Burt, go back to the hole you just crawled out of, you bore me.

 

*licks his lips* That's just the thing to make me feel better after that big dumb robot fight. Just the thing.

 

vwhoa, vwhoa, vwait a second. youre getting me all vwrong here, pal. that vwas METAPHORICAL. i dont vwanna destroy the vworld for a number of vwery noble reasons im going to recount to you all nowv.

1. i LIVWE in the vworld.

2. if i vwanted to destroy the vworld, thatd be completely contrary to the nice, harmless guy i am. i dont vwant to destroy the vworld. i vwant to sit under a tree vwith a midi controller and make the vworld happy. and chicks happy.

3. you see that fucker, evwerybody? im NOTHING like that fucker so you might as vwell ditch em to talk to me.

 

Exactly. Full support here.

 

I can't! I destroyed that hole!

*pouts* But destroying the world is fun...

 

youre vwelcome and also im single.

 

Are squishy round shapes supposed to be attractive????

 

*bites his lip* ... well, I'm poly. Not single but I'm poly. Which means that, once I talk to my boyfriends about this, we might be able to hook up. Pap, Sunshine, whaddya think?

(@THE GREAT PAPYRUS, @Sunshine)

 

I...!

...

...sorry.

 

Well, where I come from at least, pasting a picture of someone else's chest on your image doesn't really help.

Not that I'm saying one's features and highlights have to be all natural or anything, sometimes one needs some help, but not that.

 

VWOWV.

not only am i pegged as an arsonist from night one, but im accused of doctoring my photos as vwell. is there NO END to the lies you people vwill spread about me?

i guess ill just LEAVWE then. forevwer. because apparently you all HATE me for no REASON. you hear that? youvwe drivwen off a vwonderful person because you couldnt believwe he vwas actually that hot. i hope youre proud of yourself.

 

What? No?

We don't hate you. Well, I don't, anyway... I can't speak for her or anyone else here but yeah... don't leave.