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Is that... a thing? Is it like alt-mode rejection? Or whatever the organic equivalent it, I suppose.

 

So, you don't think he's being possessed by a 1950s greaser ghost, then?

 

uh, no. ivwe just discovwered vwhat i vwas meant to be all along and ivwe embraced it. is it really SO VWRONG to accept yourself for vwho you really are?

 

... but what makes you human, then? Human instead of a troll that just really likes humanity?

 

;)

WAIT, NO. I MEAN YES, BUT JUST SAYING WINK LOOKS WEIRD.

I'M GLAD YOU APPRECIATE THE PICS! EVEN IF THEY ARE, UH... GENEROUS ABOUT THE EDITS.

THEY'RE ART!

JERRY IS A PERPETUAL COMPLAINT MACHINE. NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM, AND HE'S SURE TO LET YOU KNOW.

IN MORE DETAIL THAN ANYONE ASKED.

AND IF YOU ASK HIM TO STOP... HE "APOLOGIZES" FOR IT. MOSTLY FOR APOLOGIZING FOR OTHER THINGS. LIKE BREATHING???

OHHH. I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS A MUTANT HUMAN.

 

its just a FEELING. you vwouldnt understand it if youre not experiencing it.

 

;)

*grins* Yeah, yeah, they are. They definitely are...

Maaaaaan, that Jerry dude does sound annoying...

You know, Pap, if it looks like a troll and quacks like a troll, it's probably a troll. Even if it says it's not.

... that doesn't exactly rule out my spirit possession theory, dude.

 

did you just call me an it.

i think i vwould KNOWV if i vwas someone other than myself, thanks.

i dont knowv vwhy youre all so DESPERATE to dissect *MY* identity, by the vway. its not ANY of your business vwhat species i happen to identify as.

 

Awww, don't be like that. They're just trying to get to know you better! Even if they are a bunch of clumsy oafs about it.

How about you tell us something else, something that you'd love to talk about?

 

It becomes my business when Pap starts believing your bullshit, you know... And spirit possession's a pretty serious issue, so I'm not gonna just let signs of that shit go on unremarked. Sure, maybe it's a false alarm, maybe I'm grasping at shadows. But maybe me watching for this shit is the only thing that'll prevent you from causing another Weirdmageddon.

 

please no more weirdmaggedons

the fourth wall can't take it

and neither can, you know. the fabric of reality or whatever.

 

you knowv vwhat, if all im being reduced to is a guy vwith a bullshit identity, vwhy should i evwen STAY? this is EXACTLY vwhat i said vwas going to happen. but did anyone believwe me? no, they kept reassuring me that i VWASNT going to be mistreated. and yet here i am, being mistreated. i just dont think my fragile psyche can take much more of this.

 

If Valiska confirms you're not possessed by some sort of spirit and you stop messing with Pap, I'll get off your case. I don't hate you, honestly, but I'm not gonna let Weirdmaggedon happen again and I'm not gonna let you confuse Pap like this.

 

im not speaking another vword to you until you apologize for calling me an it and saying im a troll. ivwe done NOTHING to deservwe this dowvnright HARASSMENT. youre also going on my privwate list of people vwho havwe treated me like shit.

 

The 'it' thing was part of an expression, dammit! I wasn't saying you were an object or an animal or anything like that!

And you know what? If you wanna be a human so bad, how about I use my magic to make you one?

 

ha ha, hilarious. and ill pull a bag of gold out of my ass in gratitude because vwevwe clearly forgotten howv the univwerse vworks.

 

Did you miss where it says that I'm a genie?

 

youre pretty clearly not ACTUALLY a genie, because neither magic nor genies are real. i assumed it vwas a kink thing.

 

A kink thing? Seriously? A kink thing?

You think people claim to be genies for the fun of it, not 'cause they actually are?

*sarcastically* Spending my life enslaved and trapped in a lamp was so fun and sexy... I just loooooved having nobody respect my consent... *disgusted noise*

NOT!

It sucked and it sure as hell wasn't a kink thing.

 

jeez, touchy much? i dont knowv vwhat youre into. some people might think its hot. anyvways, its either a kink thing or youre ragingly delusional and actually think youre one.