shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

But your brother knew.

 

The only one suspicious of me from the very start. Caught me in the act, he did!

It's why I had to blackmail him.

 

Don't come to my dimension.

If you do, your soul and body will leave it separately.

 

He should have killed you.

 

Or, no, that's not right.

He should have told everyone. I've gotta stay... proportionate.

 

Hey now, it's not my fault she fell in love with my idiot brother Samekichi instead of me.

I could easily manipulate everyone else, but I couldn't ever manipulate her into loving me.

That's what brainwashin's for!

 

Thank you, Anhelia.

Thanks. I assure you that I wasn't calling anyone else sick, just me.

I know I wasn't always like this. And I try very hard to be a better person than I might otherwise be, but there are times when things have to be done that were best done by me, because I won't be any more fucked up by doing them than I already am.

I wish it weren't so.

 

I'll try, but I can't make any promises!

You know how we sharks are, always attracted to the smell of fresh meat. ;^)

 

*facepalms*

You're otherkin?

Wow, I thought that was just on Tumblr.

 

I on the other hand can make promises. And I only make them when I know I can keep them.

Stay out of my dimension. If I find out that you're in it, I will end you.

 

No, you had the right idea. He really should have killed me, but like I said, he's an idiot.

 

I don't know man, the ocean's a pretty big place!

 

Why are you like this?

 

He should have. People like you are the reason people like me have to go on being people like me.

 

Because he's a fucking sociopath.

A malignant sociopath.

 

...well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't understand that. Better than I understand what the 'right thing' is, mostly.



S' why Stentato helps.

 

Probably, I guess it would make sense.

 

Good to know I'm clear to blow him up on sight if I see him anywhere near our people.

And make no mistake, Sal - someone will see you.

 

*quiet sympathy*

Would you be offended if I prayed on your behalf to the All-Mother? Difficult rulership, walking very hard roads that must be walked because you're the only reasonable one to walk them, and trying but not always having the freedom to be a better person are all too familiar to me and I... would help, but there's not much I could do from here.

 

Well now, I'm starting to get the impression I'm no longer very well liked here!

I think you guys should really try to be a little more hospitable, considering you can't kick me out of the shitposting rave and all.